Political Truisms

Email from a Friend | 2/22/2023 | Unkown

[Wuli]

If God wanted us to vote, he would have given us candidates.

~Jay Leno~

The problem with political jokes is they get elected. ~Henry Cate, VII~

We hang the petty thieves and appoint the great ones to public office ~Aesop~

Politicians are the same all over. They promise to build a bridge even where there is no river. ~Nikita Khrushchev~

When I was a boy I was told that anybody could become President; I'm beginning to believe it. ~Clarence Darrow~

Politicians are people who, when they see light at the end of the tunnel, go out and buy some more tunnels. ~John Quinton~

Why pay money to have your family tree traced; go into politics and your opponents will do it for you. ~Author unknown~

Politics is supposed to be the second-oldest profession. I have come to realize that it bears a very close resemblance to the first. ~Ronald Reagan~

Politics is the gentle art of getting votes from the poor and campaign funds from the rich, by promising to protect each from the other. ~Oscar Ameringer~

I offer my opponents a bargain: if they will stop telling lies about us, I will stop telling the truth about them. ~Adlai Stevenson, 1952~

A politician is a fellow who will lay down your life for his country. ~ Tex Guinan~

Instead of giving a politician the keys to the city, it might be better to change the locks. ~Doug Larson~

Sadly this last one. We'd all like to vote for the best man, but he's never a candidate.

~Kin Hubbard~

[Wuli]

Just some morning humor

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[shadowlands1960]

“Steal a little and they throw you in jail, steal a lot and they make you king...” Bob Dylan