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email from a friend | 2/15/2023 | unknown

Posted on 02/15/2023 5:12:35 AM PST by sodpoodle

China claims that corona virus came from an old bat, but Nancy Pelosi denies being involved.

"Payday" candy bar is changing its name because it's offensive to those who don't work

If the current power grid can't handle a night of 20 degrees temperatures without rolling blackouts, how are we going to plug-in 100 million electric cars at night?

Are there any countries that tax their citizens and send some of it to Americans?

Imagine, if you will, a world where every tweet and meme must be fact checked but not a ballot.

How to stop drunk drivers from killing sober drivers? Ban sober drivers from driving. That's exactly how gun control works.

Can we still order black coffee?

Are brownies being taken off the shelf?

Is White Castle changing its name?

I'm sure Cracker Barrel is screwed.

Can we still play Chinese checkers?

Is that season still called Indian summer?

No more Italian sausages?

How far do you want to go with this foolishness?

Hell of a job, Democrats! You've managed to bring back the 1929 depression, the 1968 race riots and the 1973 gas prices - ALL AT THE SAME TIME!""


TOPICS: Chit/Chat; Education; Society
KEYWORDS: language; satire; yux
God bless.
1 posted on 02/15/2023 5:12:35 AM PST by sodpoodle
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To: sodpoodle

Excellent! Job well-done!


2 posted on 02/15/2023 5:18:36 AM PST by RoosterRedux
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To: sodpoodle

The whole bunch is real accurate and appropriate.


3 posted on 02/15/2023 5:35:42 AM PST by Montana_Sam (Truth lives.)
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To: sodpoodle

I wish gas prices were at 1973 levels.


4 posted on 02/15/2023 6:04:34 AM PST by HartleyMBaldwin
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To: HartleyMBaldwin
I wish gas prices were at 1973 levels.

No kidding, for $2.00 me and my buddies could cruise the strip all night, go out to the lake and back and still have gas left over. Aaaa good times.
5 posted on 02/15/2023 6:13:19 AM PST by The Louiswu (Michael Ries)
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No kidding, for $2.00 me and my buddies could cruise the strip all night, go out to the lake and back and still have gas left over. Aaaa good times.

And if it got low, we had a piece of hose pipe and a 5 gal can. ;^)
6 posted on 02/15/2023 7:31:23 AM PST by Karma_Sherab
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To: The Louiswu; HartleyMBaldwin

Be careful what you wish for.

Adjusted to 2023, $2.00 gas would cost you $12.00 per gallon today.


7 posted on 02/15/2023 7:45:49 AM PST by Responsibility2nd (Donald Trump is a setting sun. Ron DeSantis is a rising star.)
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To: Responsibility2nd

Gas wasn’t $2.00 a gallon in 1973. He just said he could cruise around all night on $2.00 of gas.


8 posted on 02/15/2023 8:04:10 AM PST by Rinnwald
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To: sodpoodle

If you have a database of information about Americans and you want to find out information about homosexuals is it okay to call it a query?

Are Indian tribes still allowed to use their own names?

If black people hate cultural appropriation then why do so many black women like to have straight blonde hair?


9 posted on 02/15/2023 8:12:54 AM PST by MeganC (There is nothing feminine about feminism. )
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To: Responsibility2nd

What’s your point? Gas was nowhere near $2.00 per gallon in 1973, more like 40 cents.


10 posted on 02/15/2023 8:29:54 AM PST by HartleyMBaldwin
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To: MeganC

great stuff!!!


11 posted on 02/15/2023 10:04:00 AM PST by sodpoodle (Life is prickly, carry tweezers.)
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To: sodpoodle

Feel free to use my contributions to your list! (-:


12 posted on 02/15/2023 10:11:48 AM PST by MeganC (There is nothing feminine about feminism. )
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Excellent! Job well-done!

Remember when the air was clean and sex was dirty?

13 posted on 02/15/2023 4:55:49 PM PST by dearolddad
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