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Why These Popular '80s Film Franchises Never Got a Reboot
MovieWeb ^ | 2/12 | Mike Damski

Posted on 02/12/2023 5:10:41 PM PST by nickcarraway

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Don't give this list to anyone in Hollywood. A lot of these movies aren't even truly great.

Can you imagine the dumpster fire t would be if they tried to remake Airplane?

1 posted on 02/12/2023 5:10:41 PM PST by nickcarraway
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why is there no talent in hollywierd that this even needs to be discussed?


2 posted on 02/12/2023 5:14:50 PM PST by Chode (there is no fall back position, there's no rally point, there is no LZ... we're on our own. #FJB)
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They were unique in their level of offensiveness, but they reflect our level of tolerance for that kind of humour back then.

People are too sensitive today for these same movies to be successful.


3 posted on 02/12/2023 5:15:42 PM PST by Jonty30 (THE URGE TO SAVE THE WORLD IS ALMOST ALWAYS AN URGE TO RULE IT)
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In short, the reason funny movies can't be made anymore is:

nothing is funny anymore.

Whew! I said it. Now back to the Kwanzaa tofu dessert I'm making for the Diversity Day potluck dinner at Our Lady of Rainbows Unitarian Church, where I am DI coordinator.

Ours is a radical Unitarian sect, by the way.

Last week we tracked down a suspected constitutionalist and burned a question mark on his front lawn.


4 posted on 02/12/2023 5:20:03 PM PST by golux
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I can’t imagine this scene from Police Academy being remade. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2yKPgTY637w


5 posted on 02/12/2023 5:20:30 PM PST by EvilCapitalist (81 million votes my ass.)
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Does not surprise me. Few or no good ideas anymore, so just left with reboots. Unfortunately, I can only imagine how they would screw that up. Think “Revenge of the Nerds” where all the nerds are POC trannies, with maybe one White guy thrown in for pure nostalgia.


6 posted on 02/12/2023 5:21:29 PM PST by rbg81
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In all fairness, though, the Sascha Baron Cohen movies are quite funny, if crude. Lest you think I am partial to my fellow Red Sea Pedestrians I still think Mel Brooks sucks. What an embarrassment he is.


7 posted on 02/12/2023 5:22:12 PM PST by golux
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Too raunchy? Compared to what? The stuff today is just as crappy and worse.

There are plenty of old and very good movies to watch for a lifetime. Hollyweird needs to be put on the shelf or swept into the dust bin of history.

In the pc world of today I can’t believe Blazing Saddles has not simply self-destructed.


8 posted on 02/12/2023 5:27:11 PM PST by Sequoyah101 (Procrastination is just a form of defiance.)
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Hmmm... why haven’t these been remade/rebooted? Um, let’s see...

10 Gremlins - mediocre
9 Porky’s - garbage
8 Airplane! - stupid but semi-funny... once
7 Crocodile Dundee - stupid but semi-funny... once
6 Honey I Shrunk the Kids - mediocre
5 The Naked Gun - garbage
4 Police Academy - garbage
3 Major League - stupid but semi-funny... once
2 Revenge of the Nerds - outdated concept. The gags about the nerds being really into electronics make little sense if the whole world are hooked on smartphones.
1 Back to the Future Back - mediocre


9 posted on 02/12/2023 5:27:48 PM PST by irishjuggler
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Naked Gun is getting a reboot starring Liam Neeson.


10 posted on 02/12/2023 5:27:50 PM PST by 100%FEDUP
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You really thought Airplane was "stupid but semi-funny?" Yeesh.
https://youtu.be/g0j2dVuhr6s
And you're a juggler?
11 posted on 02/12/2023 5:35:50 PM PST by golux
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Even if they tried, there’s no way to translate pre-woke humor into today’s lexicon, as nothing is funny today.


12 posted on 02/12/2023 5:36:31 PM PST by nicollo ("I said no!")
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Nothing is permitted to be funny anymore.


13 posted on 02/12/2023 5:39:02 PM PST by Secret Agent Man (Gone Galt; not averse to Going Bronson.)
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What about buckaroo banzai


14 posted on 02/12/2023 5:40:30 PM PST by struggle
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Remake Porky’s and Naked Gun, woke? yeah, right. Just no.


15 posted on 02/12/2023 5:44:43 PM PST by citizen (Our Constitution was made only for a moral and religious people - John Adams 1798)
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Thanks for the clip. Barbara Billingsley had such a deep voice by the ‘80s. Was Mrs Cleaver smoking 2 packs of Camels a days?


16 posted on 02/12/2023 5:45:48 PM PST by irishjuggler
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I hope they don’t get any ideas about remaking Blazing Saddles.

(I know, it’s from the 70s)


17 posted on 02/12/2023 5:49:17 PM PST by seowulf (Civilization begins with order, grows with liberty, and dies with chaos...Will Durant)
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If they ever reboot “Who Framed Roger Rabbit” or E.T: The Extra-terrestrial, let’s just say I’ll be very unhappy.


18 posted on 02/12/2023 5:50:59 PM PST by No name given (Anonymous is who you’ll know me as. )
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Imagine the cast for remakes of Ferris Beuller and Fast Times at Ridgemont High.


19 posted on 02/12/2023 5:51:04 PM PST by JZelle
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The PC crowd is just way too sensitive, delicate and spoiled for their own good.


20 posted on 02/12/2023 5:51:59 PM PST by No name given (Anonymous is who you’ll know me as. )
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