Posted on 02/04/2023 1:36:21 PM PST by reagandemocrat
Hello, my friend! Hello to you! I need to tell you something new!
Hello, good sir! Hello, I say! Please tell me why you’re dressed this way!
I am so glad we meet once more! You knew me as a man before. I changed my name! I changed my hair! I put on ladies’ underwear! You must not ever call me “sir.” I am a she! I am a her!
I see your hair. It is a wig. Your Adam’s apple still looks big. You are a man, and that is clear. I do not see a woman here. I must admit, it’s rather odd To hear you say you’re now a broad.
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Madam I’m Adam is the line...
Shortest poem ever...
Adam had ‘em.
Luv palindromes...
I am, I said
To no one there
I am a woman! Call me ma’am!
You have to call me Ma’am I Am!
I wear a skirt! I wear high heels!
I feel just how a lady feels!
You cannot know how ladies feel.
It is not true. It is not real.
A woman’s more than shoes or clothes.
I do not care if you have those.
I am a woman! You can see!
I had expensive surgery!
A surgeon came! He gave me tits!
He changed my junk to lady bits!
My pronouns now are “she” and “her.”
I am a woman! I am sure!
A saline bag is not a breast.
A woman’s more than how you’re dressed.
You are a man. This is a sham.
I will not, cannot, call you ma’am.
I will not, cannot, say a lie.
I wish you well, but now: goodbye!
I made the city change a law
To let me use the women’s spa
But now I do not want to go!
It is your fault, I’ll have you know!
You have been mean! You have been rude!
You’ve put me in a sour mood!
I am so mad! I feel such stress!
I think I may have PMS!
You have no uterus, so no:
You cannot bleed from down below.
I do not like your padded bra!
You should not use the women’s spa!
You tell me you had surgery;
Your pronouns still are “him” and “he.”
Your chromosomes are X and Y.
That means you’ll always be a guy.
You gave yourself a girly name.
That does not mean you’re now a dame.
A surgeon chopped your eggs and ham?
I still won’t call you Ma’am I Am.
Police! Police! It is not fair!
You must arrest that person there!
His hateful speech has frightened me!
He made me sad! He called me “he”!
Now come with us for being bad.
You should not make this lady sad.
To jail with you, and there you’ll stay
Until you change the words you say.
I will not change them! I refuse!
A woman’s more than clothes or shoes!
The DNA in every cell
Is how a scientist can tell!
You cannot force me to agree
Because he’s taking HRT!
You cannot force me to comply!
I will not, cannot, say a lie!
A woman’s more than how you feel!
It is not true! It is not real!
To jail with you! That’s quite enough!
You must not say such awful stuff!
You should have called this lady “ma’am”!
We’re very sorry, Ma’am I Am.
Because he did not call you “she”
We’ll lock him up and lose the key.
At last that horrid man is gone!
I think I’ll hit the nail salon!
And then I’ll buy athletic shorts.
I think I could be good at sports!
I may be getting fat and old
But still, I bet I’ll win the gold!
I’ll beat those girls! I know I can!
I’m bigger! Stronger!
I’m a man!
Able was I ere I saw Elba.
Dr. Seuss wrote some politically incorrect stuff in his early days.
https://www.amazon.com/Tough-Coughs-Ploughs-Dough-Writings/dp/0688065481
His anti-Japanese cartoons during WWII would get him cancelled today.
Rats live on no evil star.
Bookmark
Ahh. This reminds me of my favorite Christmas song.
Lacey things, the wife is missing
Didn’t ask, for her permission
I’m wearing her clothes
Her silk panty hose
Walking around in women’s underwear
In the store, there’s a teddy
With little straps, like spaghetti
It holds me so tight
Like handcuffs at night
Walking around in women’s underwear
In the office there’s a guy named Melvin
He pretends that I am Murphy Brown
He’ll say “Are you ready?”
I’ll say, “Whoa man! Lets wait until the wife is out of town.”
Later on, if you wanna
We can dress, like Madonna
Put on some eye shade, and join the parade
Walking around in women’s underwear
Lacey things, missing
Didn’t ask permission
Wearing her clothes, silk panty hose
Walking around in women’s underwear
Walking around in women’s underwear
Walking around in women’s underwear....
This is gold.
Slow clap. Well done.
I remember being in Los Angeles at the beach back in 2000. Two people in black dresses were walking in my direction. The shorter one was a good looking woman. I mentioned to my wife that the tall one was a man in a woman’s dress.
You can still tell.
bflv
Good stuff!
A Man A Plan A Canal Panama
That one, of course, is also a great trivia question for Teddy Roosevelt.
I LOVE this!! So well done and includes trans-insanity against truth.
Zt the beach in black dresses? Say what? Were they sun dresses, although black is too hot for beach.
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