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"Ma'am I am"
substack ^ | February 4, 2023 | Chet Festive

Posted on 02/04/2023 1:36:21 PM PST by reagandemocrat

Hello, my friend! Hello to you! I need to tell you something new!

Hello, good sir! Hello, I say! Please tell me why you’re dressed this way!

I am so glad we meet once more! You knew me as a man before. I changed my name! I changed my hair! I put on ladies’ underwear! You must not ever call me “sir.” I am a she! I am a her!

I see your hair. It is a wig. Your Adam’s apple still looks big. You are a man, and that is clear. I do not see a woman here. I must admit, it’s rather odd To hear you say you’re now a broad.

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TOPICS: Humor; Miscellaneous
KEYWORDS: drsuess; homosexualagenda; neopronouns; trans; transgender
By way of Dr. Seuss
1 posted on 02/04/2023 1:36:21 PM PST by reagandemocrat
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To: reagandemocrat

Madam I’m Adam is the line...


2 posted on 02/04/2023 1:41:06 PM PST by one guy in new jersey
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To: one guy in new jersey

Shortest poem ever...

Adam had ‘em.


3 posted on 02/04/2023 1:42:18 PM PST by dfwgator (Endut! Hoch Hech!)
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To: one guy in new jersey

Luv palindromes...


4 posted on 02/04/2023 1:42:59 PM PST by reagandemocrat
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To: reagandemocrat

I am, I said
To no one there


5 posted on 02/04/2023 1:44:18 PM PST by Larry Lucido (Donate! Don't just post clickbait!)
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To: reagandemocrat

I am a woman! Call me ma’am!
You have to call me Ma’am I Am!
I wear a skirt! I wear high heels!
I feel just how a lady feels!

You cannot know how ladies feel.
It is not true. It is not real.
A woman’s more than shoes or clothes.
I do not care if you have those.

I am a woman! You can see!
I had expensive surgery!
A surgeon came! He gave me tits!
He changed my junk to lady bits!
My pronouns now are “she” and “her.”
I am a woman! I am sure!

A saline bag is not a breast.
A woman’s more than how you’re dressed.
You are a man. This is a sham.
I will not, cannot, call you ma’am.
I will not, cannot, say a lie.
I wish you well, but now: goodbye!

I made the city change a law
To let me use the women’s spa
But now I do not want to go!
It is your fault, I’ll have you know!
You have been mean! You have been rude!
You’ve put me in a sour mood!
I am so mad! I feel such stress!
I think I may have PMS!

You have no uterus, so no:
You cannot bleed from down below.
I do not like your padded bra!
You should not use the women’s spa!
You tell me you had surgery;
Your pronouns still are “him” and “he.”
Your chromosomes are X and Y.
That means you’ll always be a guy.
You gave yourself a girly name.
That does not mean you’re now a dame.
A surgeon chopped your eggs and ham?
I still won’t call you Ma’am I Am.

Police! Police! It is not fair!
You must arrest that person there!
His hateful speech has frightened me!
He made me sad! He called me “he”!

Now come with us for being bad.
You should not make this lady sad.
To jail with you, and there you’ll stay
Until you change the words you say.

I will not change them! I refuse!
A woman’s more than clothes or shoes!
The DNA in every cell
Is how a scientist can tell!
You cannot force me to agree
Because he’s taking HRT!
You cannot force me to comply!
I will not, cannot, say a lie!
A woman’s more than how you feel!
It is not true! It is not real!

To jail with you! That’s quite enough!
You must not say such awful stuff!
You should have called this lady “ma’am”!
We’re very sorry, Ma’am I Am.
Because he did not call you “she”
We’ll lock him up and lose the key.

At last that horrid man is gone!
I think I’ll hit the nail salon!
And then I’ll buy athletic shorts.
I think I could be good at sports!
I may be getting fat and old
But still, I bet I’ll win the gold!
I’ll beat those girls! I know I can!
I’m bigger! Stronger!
I’m a man!


6 posted on 02/04/2023 1:50:25 PM PST by reagandemocrat
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To: reagandemocrat

Able was I ere I saw Elba.


7 posted on 02/04/2023 1:52:45 PM PST by one guy in new jersey
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To: reagandemocrat

Dr. Seuss wrote some politically incorrect stuff in his early days.

https://www.amazon.com/Tough-Coughs-Ploughs-Dough-Writings/dp/0688065481

His anti-Japanese cartoons during WWII would get him cancelled today.


8 posted on 02/04/2023 2:01:36 PM PST by FreedomPoster (Islam delenda est)
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To: reagandemocrat

Rats live on no evil star.


9 posted on 02/04/2023 2:18:58 PM PST by broken_clock (Go Trump! Still praying.)
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To: reagandemocrat

Bookmark


10 posted on 02/04/2023 2:39:52 PM PST by JubJub ( )
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To: reagandemocrat

Ahh. This reminds me of my favorite Christmas song.

Lacey things, the wife is missing
Didn’t ask, for her permission
I’m wearing her clothes
Her silk panty hose
Walking around in women’s underwear

In the store, there’s a teddy
With little straps, like spaghetti
It holds me so tight
Like handcuffs at night
Walking around in women’s underwear

In the office there’s a guy named Melvin
He pretends that I am Murphy Brown
He’ll say “Are you ready?”
I’ll say, “Whoa man! Lets wait until the wife is out of town.”
Later on, if you wanna
We can dress, like Madonna
Put on some eye shade, and join the parade
Walking around in women’s underwear

Lacey things, missing
Didn’t ask permission
Wearing her clothes, silk panty hose
Walking around in women’s underwear
Walking around in women’s underwear
Walking around in women’s underwear....


11 posted on 02/04/2023 2:43:46 PM PST by Responsibility2nd (Donald Trump is a setting sun. Ron DeSantis is a rising star.)
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To: reagandemocrat

This is gold.


12 posted on 02/04/2023 3:39:33 PM PST by FormerFRLurker
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To: reagandemocrat

Slow clap. Well done.


13 posted on 02/04/2023 3:45:56 PM PST by LesbianThespianGymnasticMidget (I am a lesbian trapped in a man's body... gives me more rights. )
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To: reagandemocrat

I remember being in Los Angeles at the beach back in 2000. Two people in black dresses were walking in my direction. The shorter one was a good looking woman. I mentioned to my wife that the tall one was a man in a woman’s dress.

You can still tell.


14 posted on 02/04/2023 3:50:17 PM PST by Ruy Dias de Bivar (“No man’s life, liberty, or property are safe while the legislature is in session.”)
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To: reagandemocrat

bflv


15 posted on 02/04/2023 4:22:31 PM PST by sauropod (“If they don’t believe our lies, well, that’s just conspiracy theorist stuff, there.”)
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To: reagandemocrat

Good stuff!


16 posted on 02/04/2023 5:34:24 PM PST by Nervous Tick (Truth is not hate speech.)
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To: broken_clock

A Man A Plan A Canal Panama


17 posted on 02/04/2023 5:38:41 PM PST by NorthMountain (... the right of the peopIe to keep and bear arms shall not be infringed)
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To: NorthMountain

That one, of course, is also a great trivia question for Teddy Roosevelt.


18 posted on 02/04/2023 6:08:19 PM PST by broken_clock (Go Trump! Still praying.)
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To: reagandemocrat

I LOVE this!! So well done and includes trans-insanity against truth.


19 posted on 02/04/2023 6:21:29 PM PST by NetAddicted (MAGA2024)
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To: Ruy Dias de Bivar

Zt the beach in black dresses? Say what? Were they sun dresses, although black is too hot for beach.


20 posted on 02/04/2023 6:29:48 PM PST by NetAddicted (MAGA2024)
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