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1 posted on 01/31/2023 8:44:40 AM PST by BenLurkin
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Next, “The Island” will sell you an “insurance policy” that will “win the lottery”


2 posted on 01/31/2023 8:45:59 AM PST by SaveFerris (Luke 17:28 ... as it was in the days of Lot; they did eat, they drank, they bought, they sold ......)
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For the man who has everything....


3 posted on 01/31/2023 8:47:38 AM PST by Cornfed21
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To: BenLurkin

Called the “Beltway Chronograph”.


4 posted on 01/31/2023 8:48:08 AM PST by blackdog ((Z28.310) Forget "Global Warming", new grants are for "Galaxy Dimming")
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To: BenLurkin
"slime mold"

aka Nancy Pelosi's brow cream.

5 posted on 01/31/2023 8:48:29 AM PST by LittleBillyInfidel (This tagline has been formatted to fit the screen. Some content has been edited.)
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To: BenLurkin

Because everybody wants to walk around with slime on their wrist????


6 posted on 01/31/2023 8:51:22 AM PST by rdl6989 ( )
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To: BenLurkin

Ahhh, a symbiot machine.


9 posted on 01/31/2023 9:07:36 AM PST by glorgau
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Further proof of intelligent design...


10 posted on 01/31/2023 9:23:55 AM PST by Pez149 (Time to stop saying a theory is fact....)
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To: BenLurkin
To make the slime watch truly symbiotic feeding the slime blood from the wearer. Just a tiny vein, no discomfort involved.
11 posted on 01/31/2023 9:36:22 AM PST by chief lee runamok (Anti Socialist Derelict At Large)
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To: BenLurkin

We already have a national slime mold that we are feeding and taking care of. It doesn’t tell us the time.

It sits in the White House and sloughs along, occasionally spitting out incoherent syllables. It is often seen accompanied by its own personal doctor.


12 posted on 01/31/2023 10:06:37 AM PST by I want the USA back (News media are pond scum. My pronouns: Haha, heehee, hoho, hoo hoo. )
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To: BenLurkin

Now you know what to do with that old tofu hanging around in the frige.


13 posted on 01/31/2023 10:21:17 AM PST by Vaduz (LAWYERS )
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just what the world was waiting for- sleeping with their slime mold watch right next to their ear, nose or mouth at night, hoping there isn’t a breech in the seal-


15 posted on 01/31/2023 10:34:02 AM PST by Bob434
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