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With All The Female M&M's Off In Their Own Bag, Male M&M's Finally Enjoying Some Peace And Quiet
The Babylon Bee ^
| January 12, 2023
| The Babylon Bee
Posted on 01/13/2023 12:47:52 PM PST by Tolerance Sucks Rocks
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To: Tolerance Sucks Rocks
Man, I hope these guys are multi-millionaires.
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posted on
01/13/2023 12:49:00 PM PST
by
stevio
(Fight until you die.)
To: Tolerance Sucks Rocks
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posted on
01/13/2023 12:49:13 PM PST
by
Magnum44
(...against all enemies, foreign and domestic... )
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To: Tolerance Sucks Rocks
Now that we have male and female M&Ms, I’m going to breed own. Start an M&M ranch.
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posted on
01/13/2023 12:58:21 PM PST
by
GMMC0987
To: Tolerance Sucks Rocks
To: Tolerance Sucks Rocks
No more having to talk about their feelings!
To: Tolerance Sucks Rocks
No more having to worry about the Female M & M’s saying “Do these pants make my ass look big?”
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posted on
01/13/2023 1:24:40 PM PST
by
EvilCapitalist
(81 million votes my ass.)
To: Tolerance Sucks Rocks
I wonder if the Women M&Ms will disappear once every month for 5 days?
To: Tolerance Sucks Rocks
Found a blue one in the female bag - said it identified as green.
Ate it anyway.
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posted on
01/13/2023 1:37:45 PM PST
by
Stosh
To: Stosh
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posted on
01/13/2023 1:49:18 PM PST
by
rlmorel
("If you think tough men are dangerous, just wait until you see what weak men are capable of." JBP)
To: GMMC0987
I hear Montana encourages Dental Floss ranches.
To: GMMC0987
I hear Montana encourages Dental Floss ranches.
To: GMMC0987
Now that we have male and female M&Ms, I’m going to breed own. Start an M&M ranch.
That’s not going to work. These are modern, educated M&Ms. They’ve permanently replaced the knowledge on how to breed.
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posted on
01/13/2023 1:56:00 PM PST
by
lepton
("It is useless to attempt to reason a man out of a thing he was never reasoned into"--Jonathan Swift)
To: EvilCapitalist
“Do these pants make my ass look big?” Right answer: "No."
Wrong answer: "No. Your ass make those pants look big."
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posted on
01/13/2023 1:56:32 PM PST
by
KarlInOhio
(Soon the January 6 protesters will be held (without trial or bail) longer than Jefferson Davis was.)
To: Tolerance Sucks Rocks
The Babylon Bee is what The Groundlings, Second City, SNL, and National Lampoon
used to be...
...before the left decided no one should laugh any longer.
To: Tolerance Sucks Rocks
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posted on
01/13/2023 2:01:11 PM PST
by
Rastus
To: KarlInOhio
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posted on
01/13/2023 2:04:23 PM PST
by
EvilCapitalist
(81 million votes my ass.)
To: Tolerance Sucks Rocks
To: Tolerance Sucks Rocks
for those who do not know, the male ones are the ones with nuts (peanuts).
So obviously, the ones without nuts are the females.
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posted on
01/13/2023 3:31:18 PM PST
by
dirtymac
( Now Is The Time For All Good Men To ComeTo The Aid Of Their Country! NOW) )
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