Posted on 08/23/2022 9:06:30 PM PDT by Tolerance Sucks Rocks
BOYNTON BEACH, Fla. – A South Florida man was arrested Monday after he attacked his mother who refused to dress his mannequin, beating her with a kitchen stool and shoving dumplings into her mouth, deputies said.
Mikkel Dankner, 40, of Boynton Beach, faces charges of aggravated battery on a victim 65 or older and domestic battery by strangulation.
According to a Palm Beach County Sheriff's Office probable cause affidavit, Dankner and his mother were in their backyard when he asked her to dress his mannequin. After she refused to do so, Dankner stood in the doorway, blocking her from getting back inside the home, so she pushed the mannequin to the ground, deputies said.
As Dankner moved to pick up the mannequin, his mother ran inside, but Dankner followed her into the kitchen and pushed her to the floor, deputies said.
Dankner then picked up a small stool on the kitchen floor and struck her several times in the head with it, deputies said. He then "grabbed small dumplings made for dinner and started to shove them into her mouth," the affidavit said.
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Forever.
Or gets thrown to the alligators.
I am not fond of alligators-—But feeding them HIS time seems good.
I am not fond of alligators-—But feeding them THIS time seems good.
Feel free to chat this one. It’s from March 26, 2019. Sometimes Dana Loesch reports these old stories on her show, but doesn’t tell the year, but I could also have checked out the date.
Bath salts? Meth? CNN?
I vote for the gators option. If I had a vote, well there it is.
“You know it’s time for your adult son to move out and stay moved out, when....”
OK, this is a Florida Man story. It is like Mad Libs with violence.
Florida Man hits __________ with ___________
Because s/he wouldn’t ______________ his ___________
He also threw ___________ at him/her
Words: Mother, Stool, Dress, Mannequin, Dumplings
This is an A level Florida Man story.
We need a Florida Grandmother stick. Like Grandma pulls bulldog 44 and stops attacking arsehole son.
He flipped his lid. Dress his mannequin? Is it a female or male mannequin? Is he married to it? Why should his mother dress it? So many questions.
Well I never.
Sounds like inuendo... “Hey baby, wanna dress my mannequin”?
It was to his mom, so that’s disgusting. But it’s South Florida Man. Kissing cousin of Florida Man.
If they feed him to the gators I hope they fill all his pockets with dumplings first with gator bait on them.
South Florida man, a subset of Florida man.
I’m sorry, but how can they report that she “refused to dress his mannequin” as if that’s something completely normal in this world; that dressing your son’s mannequin happens everyday; nothing weird about that.
Your average Florida Democrat.
I have two sons and neither has a mannequin. My sons in law don’t have them either. I guess I’m a failure as a father.
Jeffrey Dahmer had a male mannequin he kept in his closet when he rented a room from his grandmother while working at a chocolate factory. She discovered it, and told him it was, “disgusting” and to get rid of it, or leave.
This guy arrested looks pretty strange.
Kids need to be kicked out at 18
Tie me kangaroo down Sport, tie me kangaroo down.
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