Posted on 06/22/2022 11:23:13 AM PDT by BBQToadRibs2
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They obviously mailed this one in. Maybe there was a company wide picnic so they only worked half a day.
Can actually read & write and is not high on Ritalin.
Wow, I didn’t really think how stereotypical our family is. But only five kids, mom got cancer and the chemo messed her up a little. So we topped out at five. But the van, the instruments and the hair, all spot on.
Wrong, no earplugs in our kids. No phones at the table either.
Haha, too funny (coming from a homeschool mom)
Love this spoof too (the comedian’s kids are/were homeschooled in real life)
https://timhawkins.net/blogs/video/tagged/top-20?page=2
Homeschoolers are vastly better at communication than other kids.
I always found them more advanced at nearly everything in my classes. (I used to teach CCD-scripture)
I will say that homeschooling parents need to warn their kids that not all adults can be trusted. Public school teachers in particular crap on them to their faces.
looks like my kids!
Allow me to add a few more:
1. 32 or higher on their ACTs.
2. Able to carry on a conversation without saying, “Like,” fifteen times per sentence.
3. Can explain the structure of our Government and can name political figures on sight.
4. Knows a lot about World and American History.
5. Does not know who Jo Jo Siwa is and couldn’t care less about it.
6. Has been earning money by working since the age of ten.
7. Knows how to mow a lawn.
8. Has a repertoire of delicious recipes and knows how to prepare them by age fourteen.
9. Knows how to do their own laundry by age twelve.
10. Can smell a commie from a mile away.
I guess the typical homeschooler has changed some since we did it, but some things are timeless about us.
I was going to post this to our family chat but my homeschools rocket scientist son (really, he’s a rocket scientist) beat me to it.
That’s one messed up kid. No socialization. Totally unable to process preferred gender pronouns. Will almost certainly be a right-wing, fanatical, MAGA voter.
Excellent!
Sounds like my grands, who are currently on a field trip tp the West Coast, including a train trek from L.A. to Tacoma.
Adding a few more states, and all the important sights, to their count. It’s up to 27 now.
Definitely NO Disneyland!
Great!
Good one!
- appropriate body weight for size
- can converse with adults using proper grammar
- lives under the same roof as his biological father
- consistent Sunday school attendance
- already knows 95% of his peers will work for him
I get that the Bee satirizes stereotypes but in my experience there are plenty of good Christian families with just 2-3 kids. Nowhere in the Bible does it say your salvation depends upon your fertility.
Who’s that guy?
I’d add — has friends and plays with/invites over other kids in all different age groups, not just those in his assigned “class”.
(currently helping to home-school a 2nd generation)
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