January 6 was a Peaceful Assembly.
It’s stated in the First Amendment that we can peacefully assemble to petition for the redress of grievances. The government killed a few of us when we tried it, but on our side, it was pretty simply a Peaceful Assembly.
Of course it was. If it had been a real insurrection Nanzi Pelosi's head would still be rotting on a prominently displayed wooden spike. Peaceful Assembly is accurate but not the catchy sound bite I'm looking for.