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So, cleaning the litter box makes me more handsome?
1 posted on 04/01/2022 6:47:12 PM PDT by dynachrome
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“T. gondii infection may produce changes in facial symmetry of its hosts through changes in endocrinological variables such as testosterone levels,” the researchers wrote. “These changes, both in the endocrinology system and in facial symmetry, would ultimately benefit the spread of the parasite by increasing the attractiveness of its hosts.”


2 posted on 04/01/2022 6:47:38 PM PDT by dynachrome ("I will not be reconstructed, and I do not give a damn.")
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I’ve long suspected that the “crazy cat lady” paradigm is caused by the cats.


3 posted on 04/01/2022 6:50:46 PM PDT by irishjuggler
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4 posted on 04/01/2022 6:51:08 PM PDT by BenLurkin ((The above is not a statement of fact. It is either opinion, or satire. Or both.))
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Most surly, Pfizer is already working on a mRNA vaccine that will make this problem go away for humans. After 2 doses. And, as long as there is a monthly booster.


5 posted on 04/01/2022 6:53:05 PM PDT by C210N (Everything will be okay in the end. If it’s not okay, it’s not the end.)
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Good question, unlike your links, both of which go to a WHOOPS page.


6 posted on 04/01/2022 6:55:16 PM PDT by Don W (When blacks riot, neighbourhoods and cities burn. When whites riot, nations and continents burn.)
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So, this parasite gives women schizophrenia AND makes them hotter?

The Crazy-Hot Matrix finally explained by science!


7 posted on 04/01/2022 6:55:31 PM PDT by ETCM
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“So, cleaning the litter box makes me more handsome?”

It also makes your scent more attractive to rats!


9 posted on 04/01/2022 6:57:55 PM PDT by TexasGator (UF)
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I always found by me drinking excessively and going out after 1 a.m. pretty much everyone I saw became more attractive. The benefits seemed to diminish as the alcohol wore off.


10 posted on 04/01/2022 7:01:00 PM PDT by vg0va3
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test all democraps immediately!!


11 posted on 04/01/2022 7:04:31 PM PDT by sit-rep ( )
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Well I don’t know where they come from
But they sure do come
I hope they comin’ for me
And I don’t know how they do it but they sure do it good
I hope they doin’ it for free

They give me cat scratch fever
Cat scratch fever

The first time that I got it
I was just ten years old
I got it from some kitty next door
I went and see the Dr. and he gave me the cure
I think I got it some more

They give me cat scratch fever
Cat scratch fever

I got a bad cat scratch fever
Cat scratch fever

It’s nothin’ dangerous I feel no pain
I’ve got to ch-ch-change
You know you got it when you’re going insane
It makes a grown man cryin’ cryin’
Won’t you make my bed

I make the pussy purr with the stroke of my hand
They know they gettin’ it from me
They know just where to go
When they need their lovin’ man
They know I do it for free

I give ‘em cat scratch fever
Cat scratch fever
They got it bad scratch fever
Cat scratch fever

Cat scratch fever
Cat scratch fever
Cat scratch fever

Cat scratch fever
Cat scratch fever
Cat scratch fever


12 posted on 04/01/2022 7:11:50 PM PDT by algore
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My old crazy cat lady neighbor has it.


13 posted on 04/01/2022 7:13:41 PM PDT by Secret Agent Man (Gone Galt; not averse to Going Bronson.)
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I am a retired veterinarian and could have given them the results of the research from just observation. I’ve seen some real crazy cat women and women that collected cats. I’m sure that many of my colleagues would concur with my observations.


16 posted on 04/01/2022 7:18:18 PM PDT by vetvetdoug
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The Demonrat parasite.


17 posted on 04/01/2022 7:25:20 PM PDT by WKUHilltopper
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This COULD explain Florida Man.


19 posted on 04/01/2022 7:28:59 PM PDT by Tolerance Sucks Rocks (Florida: America's new free zone.)
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Don’t buy that lie, it’s just a means to get you to cleanup after her cat.😁


20 posted on 04/01/2022 7:41:49 PM PDT by Keyhopper (Indians had bad immigration laws)
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Another side effect of tox is that is makes those infected find the smell of cat urine pleasant rather than disgusting. This is also why cat ladies can live in a house with dozens of cats without being sickened by the smell.
According to the CDC, it’s also the leading cause of foodborne death in the US.


24 posted on 04/01/2022 8:01:11 PM PDT by Dave Wright
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Yoo Hoo. I’m over here. Have not been without a cat for the last 40 years. Fellow in my apt complex says I’m the best looking woman here.

Any of you guys with big bucks want an 84-yr-old girlfriend?


25 posted on 04/01/2022 8:03:46 PM PDT by Veto! (Political Correctness offends me)
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This is a parasite. Ivermectin kills parasites. I wonder if it looks this particular parasite.


28 posted on 04/01/2022 8:18:15 PM PDT by MayflowerMadam (When government fears the people, there is liberty.)
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So this is why I cough up the occasional hairball.


30 posted on 04/01/2022 9:10:48 PM PDT by Noumenon (Black American flag time. KTF)
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I can see it now. A new fad of eating the litter box crap to become a fearless super hero that also has balanced facial features.


32 posted on 04/01/2022 9:40:39 PM PDT by Sequoyah101 (Politicians are only marginally good at one thing, being politicians. Otherwise they are fools.)
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