(human-grade)
Soylent Green?
Oh nevermind.
My dogs love smoked beef knuckles/knees from our butcher. But not expensive. Liverwurst too, which isn't gourmet like Liver dog treats sell for £7.60 per 100g In season deer legs are a favorite, and they're free.
Dogs with well-heeled owners can now wolf down a menu worthy of a Michelin-starred restaurant with dishes including grass-fed buffalo tails and canine caviar.
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My friend’s dog does love a walkie. However, in spite of them feeding it high-quality dog kibble, its favorite food is either finding a nice week old chicken carcass in the trash or perhaps chowing down on freshly deposited bunny droppings. It really has a thing for bunny droppings.
If you feed dogs, you have to walk them. But why feed them this sh!t. They are luxuries for humans, and dogs are not picky.
Make your own chicken rice in an instapot, mix some with kibble and your dogs will be very happy.
Luxury dog treats are nature’s way of telling you that you have too much money,
Luxury dog treats aren’t really surprising in a society where the poorest people are the most likely to be obese.
FReegards
Walks not just for pouches. I am learning ballet at nearly 82 years young. All from walking daily on treadmill 2 deg upslope with wrist weights.
And that dog getting $100 per pound treats will be thrilled finding a cat turn in a litter box and still roll in a pile of cow crap. These fancy dog things are strictly for the owner, the dog could care less.
The recent increase in dog worship phenomenon is a sad reminder of the mental illness that is rampant in our culture today.
So many idiots got dogs during the shutdown. My local park is full of them — in good weather. I call them “fair weather dog owners.”
I walk my three dogs 5+ times a day, plus constant access to the yard. On good days, I have to avoid the idiots who don’t know how to handle the violent dog they “rescued” (was rushed by a pit mix just last week while walking, as the dog got away from the owner: I went full on prophet, “AWAY!”, which worked, so thankfully didn’t have to go medieval as I have on other prior attacks by a pit and a shepherd). I live, btw, in sanctimonious, leftie Arlington VA.
In poor weather, I see only the same people and dogs I ever saw before the shutdown, the hard-core owners who know what dogs need, and we all know each other and waive knowingly.
Caviar? What tools. Play with and exercise your dog, that’s what it wants. That and a belly rub.