Old Fart Rant- What I would do if I was a Dictator

[2nd Amendment]

About once a year I get fed up with modern society and I wish I was a dictator for a day. This is what I'd do: 1. Outlaw CRT or any other racist trash in our schools. 2. Require in person voting with photo id for all nonfelons voting. 3. Increase the lawsuit maximums for any MSM defamation lies. 4. Only allow persons of Judao-Christian culture to enter our country. 5. Build the biggest electrified wall from San Diego to 6.Louisiana. Term limit politicians and not allow them to abscond with campaign funds. 7.Balance the budget and use federal monies only to build bombs to deter our enemies. ie Wuhus, Ruskies, and ragheads. 8.Outlaw hate crimes and make criminals work on work farms managed by Clint Eastwood, Joe Arpao, and the jailer from Cool Hand Luke. 9. Outlaw all welfare EBT and only give food aid in 50 lb bags. 10. Enforce the 2nd amendment and m ake open carry legal in all states. 11. Anyone who wants to defund the police should be forced to live in the inner city of our rat run cities. 12. Ban all public subsidies for stadiums for our coddled "woke" athletes. 13. Anybody who teaches there is more than 2 sexes should be arrested and forced to live with Whoopie Goldberg! I've got a bunch more but this will do for now. I hope I have offended at least 50% of our decadent culture!

[FrankRizzo890]

You know what *I* would do?

I’ll tell you what I’d do, man, two chicks at the same time, man. I always wanted to do that, man. And I think if I was a dictator I could hook that up, cause chicks dig a dude with power.

[EvilCapitalist]

I would add, all men must wear their pants ABOVE their ass, and use a belt to accomplish this if necessary. NO ONE wants to see another guys ass crack when he bends over.

[dfwgator]

Watch out for your cornhole, Bud!

[Lurkinanloomin]

(”of parents owing allegiance to no other sovereignty.”)
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Reinstate the natural born citizen clause as intended, which was to exclude the children of foreigners who are born with multiple nationalities.

[devane617]

#69 Terminate anyone who makes stoopid vanities

[FatherofFive]

Eliminate corporate taxes

Flat tax of 15% on earned income, no deductions

Eliminate inheritance taxes

[wrcase]

Once again no exemptions for military, they are to abide by the same laws as the rest of us.

[qam1]

At the the end they get the firing squad.

Sounds great except the firing squad.

Death by firing squad can still be an honorable death.

Hangings on the other hand are usually not for the honorable and are reserved for lowly traitors which the Liberals are.

[ronniesgal]

Military? we live near Quantico- a whole lot of Obama supporters on that base.

[wrcase]

We conservatives need to start rethinking our blind support of police and military. Many of them are not on our side.

[Republican in occupied CA]

Landmines along the border
Nuke Mecca
Bar all imports from China
Abolish the DEA,ATF,and IRS, reduce the FDA to advisory and Quality Assurance only.

[suthener]

“Move Election day to April 16th.”

While at the same time eliminating income tax withholding so taxpayers must write a check for their income taxes. There would be no incumbents in office after the first time.

[qam1]

The teacher is more right than you.

The methane form the Ice is stupid but Climate Change from the Deccan traps going on at the time no doubt lead to the Dinos extinction.

That thin layer of Iridium represents 10,000 to 100,000 years of deposit, please explain how Iridium which is the 2nd most densest element (2x denser than lead) can stay up in the atmosphere that long? I would also point out no dinosaur fossils are found IN that layer, where as if a asteroid wiped them out the Iridium layer would be full of fossils.

[EQAndyBuzz]

Cut all government jobs that are budgeted for but haven’t been filled.

[Big Red Badger]

50%,,,
Yup I’d still be Cool with it.

[PIF]

My vote on that issue is hangings are too good for them - use a steel pole-mounted gibbet instead - watch them starve to death, then the crows peck and eat the eyes etc - long lasting warning to others, saves wear and tear on tree limbs.

Use this gibbet :

Not this one :

[bobbo666]

A wall from SanDiego to “Lousiana”?

Hey, old fart. Are you old enough to have lived before Tx was part of the Union, or are you an Oakie that simply can’t stand Tx teams beating your butt in all sports?

[econjack]

The fossils are found in that layer, just not above it. Also, carbon dating on the fossils shows an extremely narrow time frame for their deaths, such as one would find with a catastrophic event. The ability of particulates to stay airborne depends on the size of each particle and the wind speed that carries it. The fact that the layer exists everywhere on earth suggests that wind speeds were capable of widespread dispersion of the particles, which were small at the time.

[muir_redwoods]

I would urge a practice to not refer to anyone with male genitalia with female pronouns. If you want to be called a woman, have the surgery.

Such a one is still not female but I want that degree of commitment before I play “let’s pretend”

[Political Junkie Too]

If I had one wish that I could wish this holiday season, it would be for all the children of the world to join hands and sing together in the spirit of harmony and peace...

-PJ