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"Don't make me do something stupid". Classic Florida man in action. Must be something in the meth
1 posted on 08/22/2021 6:44:47 AM PDT by Impala64ssa
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To: Impala64ssa

I didn’t see this one in the commercials.


2 posted on 08/22/2021 6:45:56 AM PDT by BipolarBob (I thought it was okay to leave my trash here. The sign said "Fine for littering".)
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Should have gone to San Franfreako. He could steal 500 of them and not be prosecuted. No knife needed.


3 posted on 08/22/2021 6:46:54 AM PDT by I want the USA back (We have more to fear from our government than from the bug that the chicoms made for us. )
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My first thought was drugs too.


4 posted on 08/22/2021 6:47:43 AM PDT by Dutch Boy
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“Hey, it wasn’t me. I’m not myself when I’m hungry.”


5 posted on 08/22/2021 6:47:45 AM PDT by ClearCase_guy (We have two Democrat parties. 50% of the US population has no political representation.)
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“Don’t make me do something stupid for a Snickers bar,” deputies said he told the victim.

Snickers. Dangerously good.


6 posted on 08/22/2021 6:49:03 AM PDT by Flick Lives (We may or may not have reached herd immunity, but we've definitely achieved herd stupidity.)
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"...threatened over the chocolate, caramel, and nougat bar...."

Peanuts, you dumb a$$! You forgot the peanuts!
10 posted on 08/22/2021 6:56:44 AM PDT by LIConFem (Read up on Russia's Oct, 1917 Revolution... And prepare.)
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Minto left the bar on the cashier counter, ... When deputies found Minto, they say he denied threatening the victim but admitted to opening the knife up while in the store. He told them he was trying to trade the knife for the candy, the affidavit said.

Pretty quick thinking actually. And he's getting something to eat now.

11 posted on 08/22/2021 7:02:41 AM PDT by libertylover (Our biggest problem by far is that most of the news media is hate & agenda driven, not truth driven.)
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Snickers defense? Just like the twinkie defense.


12 posted on 08/22/2021 7:03:08 AM PDT by HighSierra5 (The only way you know a commie is lying is when they open their pieholes.)
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They say the employee was threatened over a “chocolate, caramel and nougat “ candy.

Then they say its a “Snickers” bar.

WTH!

Don’t Snickers have nuts? What about the nuts!

(and no, the guy with the knife doesn’t count)


13 posted on 08/22/2021 7:05:41 AM PDT by airborne (Thank you Rush for helping me find FreeRepublic! )
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must of thought he was in California where this is ok


14 posted on 08/22/2021 7:06:34 AM PDT by PeterPrinciple (Thinking Caps are no longer being issued but there must be a warehouse full of them somewhere.)
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If I ever get to that point I'll know that it's time for Overeaters Anonymous.
15 posted on 08/22/2021 7:06:41 AM PDT by Gay State Conservative (Covid Is All About Mail In Balloting)
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These are before and after pictures of meth users.

https://www.noupoort.co.za/wp-content/uploads/2019/10/meth-use-.jpg

The guy arrested does not look like a meth user, at least not a long-term heavy user.

16 posted on 08/22/2021 7:08:56 AM PDT by Robert DeLong
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Hershey offered him $1000 to hold up the store for a Reese’s cup, but we’re outbid by Mars.


18 posted on 08/22/2021 7:14:23 AM PDT by I-ambush (If we make it we’ll all sit back and laugh, but I fear tomorrow I’ll be crying)
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You aren’t you when you’re hungry... 🤓 A new Snickers commercial...


20 posted on 08/22/2021 7:35:47 AM PDT by Deplorable American1776 (I'm the one trying to save American Democracy...Donald Trump 6/5/21 at the NCGOP convention)
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Snickers is, after all, the very best candy bar. At least the perp has good taste.


21 posted on 08/22/2021 7:39:55 AM PDT by GingisK
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“Have a Snickers?”

“Why?”

“Because you turn into a thief when you’re hungry!”

“Better?”

“Better!”


22 posted on 08/22/2021 7:46:29 AM PDT by dfwgator (Endut! Hoch Hech!)
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I like the “trade” explanation...”put a candy bar in my belly or I’ll put a knife in yours”


23 posted on 08/22/2021 7:49:31 AM PDT by bigbob
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Florida men getting prolific enough they are being identified by city of origin now.


24 posted on 08/22/2021 7:50:07 AM PDT by SaxxonWoods ( comment might be sarcasm, or not. It depends. Often I'm not sure either.)
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they say he denied threatening the victim but admitted to opening the knife up while in the store. He told them he was trying to trade the knife for the candy,

What does the video show? Or is this the only gas station in the State with out ccv?

25 posted on 08/22/2021 7:58:22 AM PDT by ASA Vet (Make American Intelligence Great Again.)
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I’m deeply disappointed.

Weird Florida news and the perp isn’t naked.

What’s the world coming to??


26 posted on 08/22/2021 8:05:03 AM PDT by David Chase
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