Chicago Announces 2022 Grand Theft Auto Show

Chicago Contrarian ^ | August 15, 2021 | Benjamin Blair

[Stosh]

Chicago Automobile Trade Association (CATA) drops “Auto Show” in favor of “Grand Theft Auto Show” at McCormick Place to boost attendance.

From the desk of Lori: With the full support of the major automotive manufacturers, Kim Foxx and Rock Star Games (maker of the video game, Grand Theft Auto), I am thrilled to announce the 2022 Chicago Grand Theft Auto Show at McCormick Place. LoJack is underwriting the event.

[Stosh]

Looks like the Babylon Bee is getting some local competition in Chitown - details at the link.

[freedumb2003]

Pretty well done. I love this one:

>>The 6-Sigma Basics of Carjacking – This session will introduce DMAIC fundamentals to school everyone on supply chain efficiency to maximize the number of carjackings in a 30-minute window. Granted, professionals are starting to get better at eliminating waste and inefficiency in the carjacking process, but most can improve, including learning how to conduct jackings with as few people as possible, how to ditch and “replace” the original smoker safely (without incident) and route optimization to identify the most efficient escape paths when heading back to the South and West sides. In a special partnership with Google Maps and Toyota (the original Lean production manufacturer), this session also promises to showcase how to optimize multi-stop jackings <<

Sigma 6 has become the latest meaningless fad in IT and process engineering.

As usual, by the time the people to implement it get into the meat, they just want to survive the process and just go through the motions to achieve compliance not anything meaningful.

It can be tossed onto the heap with Theory X, MBOs, BPR, Agile and of course, the meaningless PMP.

[PMAS]

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[philled]

Grand Theft Auto: Chiraq. Here’s a great infographics site for Chicago Murder, Mayhem, and Violence: https://heyjackass.com/home/

[Rebelbase]

I’m skeptical. Nothing in the article about hookers, pimps or evasive driving techniques.

[neverevergiveup]

Can’t believe this site has a ‘shot in the a**’, and ‘shot in the junk’ o meters..

[philled]

Shot charts and clocks, selfie meters, Carjack-a-Rahmas, Police-Involved, Junk shots, race breakdowns (83.3% black victims) its all there. Now if someone could only get the link to Mayor Lightweight’s office..