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Man Sends Lizard Saliva to 23andMe for DNA Testing, Exposing Total Fraud of Company’s Claims of Human Ancestry
Cloud Hedges ^ | 07/24/21 | Ethan Huff

Posted on 07/24/2021 8:52:10 PM PDT by Enlightened1

23andMe was co-founded by YouTube CEO Susan Wojcicki — YouTube is owned by Google.Seeing as how Google has been trying to get into the pharmaceutical business, is 23andMe an extension of that designed to profile individuals and target them with new drugs?

A man and his wife decided to test the accuracy of 23andMe’s at-home DNA testing kit by sending in a saliva sample collected from their pet lizard. What they found is that the whole thing is a sham.

In the following video, the man explains how after three months of waiting, he received anomalous results suggesting that his pet lizard is 48 percent West Asian and 51 percent Ashkenazi Jewish. 23andMe also sent him a report explaining the lizard’s history and background, including what he supposedly likes to eat.

“We were shocked,” the man is heard stating.https://www.bitchute.com/embed/79wH4vqj0JUw/


TOPICS: Chit/Chat; Conspiracy; Miscellaneous; Weird Stuff
KEYWORDS: 23andme; antisemite; dna; dnatests; dumbingdownfr; exposedasfake; getagrip; landofthelost; learnscience; lizard; lizardpeople; nonsense; saliva; sleestaks; susiewokechickey
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1 posted on 07/24/2021 8:52:10 PM PDT by Enlightened1
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I had heard rumors that the ashkenazi jews were really lizard people, and the queen too.

now I know it is real.


2 posted on 07/24/2021 8:56:51 PM PDT by algore ( )
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well is the lizard from asia? /s


3 posted on 07/24/2021 8:57:52 PM PDT by rolling_stone
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To: algore

I was thinking Hillary Clinton.


4 posted on 07/24/2021 8:58:16 PM PDT by BenLurkin (The above is not a statement of fact. It is either opinion, or satire. Or both.)
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To: Enlightened1

Should send it for covid test next.


5 posted on 07/24/2021 9:00:12 PM PDT by monkeyshine (live and let live is dead)
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lol good one- so many fakes out there stealing people’s money- glad he exposed them


6 posted on 07/24/2021 9:01:14 PM PDT by Bob434
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To: Enlightened1

How did the Lizard Cheney test turn out?


7 posted on 07/24/2021 9:01:20 PM PDT by romanesq (TRUSTY THE PLAN! ChiCom Joe is the Plan? Que magnificent! 👹)
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those extreme leftists who have seized control over the DemoNaziCommie party machine, probably all test as lizards


8 posted on 07/24/2021 9:04:35 PM PDT by faithhopecharity ("Politicians are not created, they're excreted." Cicero 2000 years ago)
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To: Enlightened1

Still more human than Zuckerberg.


9 posted on 07/24/2021 9:05:33 PM PDT by GnuThere
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Wasn’t there a story several months ago about twins who sent in their DNA separately and found out they had different genetic ancestries? < Smirk >

Mama must have been a rolling stone.


10 posted on 07/24/2021 9:05:49 PM PDT by DeFault User
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To: Enlightened1

Maybe our understanding of DNA is just all wrong...


11 posted on 07/24/2021 9:06:07 PM PDT by Jamestown1630 ("A Republic, if you can keep it.")
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To: algore
Four years ago, Cracked ran an article on the "shady practices" of genetic testing companies:

https://www.cracked.com/personal-experiences-2522-inside-shady-world-dna-testing-companies.html

All you're really doing is sending your DNA into a database, which can later be accessed by the authorities.

12 posted on 07/24/2021 9:07:18 PM PDT by Angelino97
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My daughter sent a saliva sample to 23 & me a few years ago and it ultimately revealed that my half sister, who I didn’t know existed, was Miss USA first runner up in the early 2000’s (no joke)! We share the same biological dad. Yowza was that a shocker.


13 posted on 07/24/2021 9:11:22 PM PDT by tatown
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This reminds me of the people that would run the PCR tests on food and it pops positive for Covid. Even the PCR founder said never turn it up to run the cycles over 30 cycles or it will give you 100% false positives. Yet they are doing it again in order to push the scary “delta variant”.

Wonder happens 23andMe would send back if they were sent saliva of a sheep?


14 posted on 07/24/2021 9:13:04 PM PDT by Enlightened1
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To: algore

True story. I swear.


15 posted on 07/24/2021 9:15:48 PM PDT by qaz123
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To: Enlightened1

I took the Ancestry DNA test and didn’t know any of the people Ancestry said were related to me so I took it again (using a fake name) thinking they had made a mistake.

The results came back the same.

After doing a bit of research with the help of a genealogist, it turns out my mother had an affair while she was married to the man I thought was my Dad.

So I’m half Scottish, not half Polish.

She’s dead now and so is my bio Dad whom I never got to meet. He had no other children.


16 posted on 07/24/2021 9:16:12 PM PDT by bimboeruption (Trump = The best President since Washington. )
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“Well, it’s the template that matched the most bubbles!”


17 posted on 07/24/2021 9:17:15 PM PDT by BradyLS (DO NOT FEED THE BEARS!)
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To: GnuThere

...AND Gates!


18 posted on 07/24/2021 9:17:41 PM PDT by BradyLS (DO NOT FEED THE BEARS!)
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To: Enlightened1

A James Carville match perhaps?


19 posted on 07/24/2021 9:21:27 PM PDT by blackdog (Joe Biden, Deep State Cuckold.)
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To: Enlightened1

[insert gif of Valerie Jarrett morphing into a lizard here]


20 posted on 07/24/2021 9:22:44 PM PDT by null and void ("Fact Checkers" Didn't Exist Until The Truth Started Getting Out)
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