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Friday the 13th Sillyness thread
Posted on 11/13/2020 6:00:45 AM PST by freebird5850
Didn't see a thread for this so here you go. Have at it!
TOPICS: Cheese, Moose, Sister; Chit/Chat; Humor
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To: freebird5850
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posted on
11/13/2020 6:09:57 AM PST
by
real saxophonist
(Do not pray for an easy life. Pray for the strength to endure a difficult one. -Bruce Lee)
To: freebird5850
One of my favorites.....Guy walks up to the bar and asks the bartender for 6 shots of his best whiskey. The bartender lines then up. The guy quickly drinks them. Bartender asks, “Hey why the hurry”? They guy responds, “You’d drink ‘em fast too if you had what I have!”. Bartender cautiously picks up the shot glasses with a towel and asks, “What to you have....covid? Guy reaches into his pocket and says, “Nah...I got 2 dollars”!
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posted on
11/13/2020 6:11:02 AM PST
by
freebird5850
(The only way I can treat this fever....More cowbell!)
To: real saxophonist
You ain’t kidding, they found those about 50 miles North of me here in Wa!
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posted on
11/13/2020 6:13:35 AM PST
by
freebird5850
(The only way I can treat this fever....More cowbell!)
To: freebird5850
Two Irishmen walk out of a bar..........................
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posted on
11/13/2020 6:19:52 AM PST
by
Red Badger
(Democrats cheat. ... It's what they do. ... GUARANTEED! ... Even if it's not necessary!....)
To: Red Badger
Two Irishmen walk out of a bar.......................... It could happen!
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posted on
11/13/2020 6:21:59 AM PST
by
dfwgator
(Endut! Hoch Hech!)
To: freebird5850
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posted on
11/13/2020 6:22:19 AM PST
by
Red Badger
(Democrats cheat. ... It's what they do. ... GUARANTEED! ... Even if it's not necessary!....)
To: Red Badger
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posted on
11/13/2020 6:22:22 AM PST
by
real saxophonist
(Do not pray for an easy life. Pray for the strength to endure a difficult one. -Bruce Lee)
To: dfwgator
What happens when two Mormon Missionaries meet two Jehovah’s Witnesses?............Is it like Matter and Anti-Matter?......................
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posted on
11/13/2020 6:24:56 AM PST
by
Red Badger
(Democrats cheat. ... It's what they do. ... GUARANTEED! ... Even if it's not necessary!....)
To: freebird5850
I found the secret weapon to ensure the Chinese never beat America.
The weapon: Dehumidifiers
We had a small pipe leak in the basement, I put my dehumidifier on and my Chinese wife & mother and law were mortally terrified of it. They wouldn’t let me keep it on when I went to work or after we went to bed.
Her friend who owns a Chinese Hair salon recently had a ceiling leak after some heavy rain. So I lend them my dehumidifier to help dry the place and again for some reason they were all mortally terrified of the thing. The all acted like the thing was running on Plutonium or something. I got it back the next day and don’t think they used after I left.
So for the same reason Dogs will never rule the world because of vacuum cleaners, the Chinese will never rule because of dehumidifiers.
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posted on
11/13/2020 6:28:47 AM PST
by
qam1
(There's been a huge party. All plates and the bottles are empty, all that's left is the bill to pay)
To: freebird5850
My dying wish is that I will not be allowed to vote.
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posted on
11/13/2020 6:31:23 AM PST
by
demkicker
(My passion for freedom is stronger than that of Democrats whose obsession is to enslave me.)
To: freebird5850
What do you call Friday the 13th in 2020?
Friday.
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posted on
11/13/2020 6:33:16 AM PST
by
jagusafr
To: freebird5850
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posted on
11/13/2020 6:39:46 AM PST
by
Diana in Wisconsin
(I don't have 'Hobbies.' I'm developing a robust post-Apocalyptic skill set.)
To: real saxophonist
Hey! That’s the chair I sat on as I voted for President Trump this time around! ;)
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posted on
11/13/2020 6:43:24 AM PST
by
Diana in Wisconsin
(I don't have 'Hobbies.' I'm developing a robust post-Apocalyptic skill set.)
To: jagusafr
What do you call Friday the 13th in 2020?The land of president elect biden. seriously, it doesn't gat any scarier than that.
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posted on
11/13/2020 6:47:56 AM PST
by
1Old Pro
To: qam1
Well, AOC was scared to death of the sink disposal...
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posted on
11/13/2020 6:54:29 AM PST
by
real saxophonist
(Do not pray for an easy life. Pray for the strength to endure a difficult one. -Bruce Lee)
To: freebird5850
We are going into lockdown again and the shelves are running out of toilet paper.
But they say that this will only be for 2 weeks. Ain’t THAT a laugh???!!!
To: freebird5850
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posted on
11/13/2020 7:28:09 AM PST
by
fidelis
(Zonie and USAF Cold Warrior)
To: freebird5850
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posted on
11/13/2020 7:31:02 AM PST
by
fidelis
(Zonie and USAF Cold Warrior)
To: a fool in paradise
Panhandlers will have to create new signs...not begging for money but “Hey can ya spare a square”?
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posted on
11/13/2020 7:49:29 AM PST
by
freebird5850
(The only way I can treat this fever....More cowbell!)
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