Fried chicken-scented firelogs?
Is that what they’re calling their ‘chicken’ now?................
Maybe the logs are made of chicken that spent too much time in the fryolator.
The last time I ate at KFC, they chicken looked like it starved to death.
I’ve seen bigger drumsticks on a sparrow.............
I have an idea, put a turkey in the oven Ma..
I’ll pass, thanks.
Ping
That might be okay as a novelty, but I think a little of it would go a long way. One of my great pleasures this time of year is the smell of wood smoke, even burning leaves where leaf burning is still allowed.
What a waste of money. If the fire box,place, stove whatever is efficient all the chicken scent will go up the flue and to the neighbors.
Now maybe in an out door fire pitl ?
Are pumpkin spice logs far behind?
This is truly a sign of the Apocalypse.
Just put a chicken on the spit, hang it in the fireplace...voila, same effect but WITH the roasted chicken.
Why not just burn a chicken?
Just scored one of the last ones within many, many miles for a KFC fiend family member.
I’m going to have to get it to him sooner than I planned.
My cat is going NUTS....
Is there a warning on the package not to eat the logs?