[buckalfa]

West Virginia Man giving Florida Man a run for his money.

[dforest]

At least he is honest. /s

[Grampa Dave]

Was his last name Biden, and his first name something like Humpher?

[Kickass Conservative]

Yeah, but the real question is, will be using a Absentee Ballot of will he be released in time to Vote in Person?

[gov_bean_ counter]

So, he thought they were going to test his drugs. Perfectly understandable.

[Lazamataz]

Oh come on. Who HASN’T brought fentanyl and a injection rig to a drug test?

[moovova]

“A field test of the material revealed it was positive as Fentanyl”

Fentanyl? They probably saved the guy’s life by arresting him.

[Bob434]

Hey! that’s entrapment- they said they would test his drugs!

[READINABLUESTATE]

He was just studying for the test.

[Beowulf9]

Do they ever ask these people when they take them into custody where they bought the drugs so they can follow a trail back to the guy at the top?

Asking sincerely I don’t know how these things work.

[Pilgrim's Progress]

Hey man, would you test these drugs? I wanna know if they are good quality, man. Is Herbie here? I know that Dave’s not here.

[M Kehoe]

Stupid criminal tricks.

Sometimes better than, “hold my beer and watch this.”

5.56mm

[DannyTN]

drug test - BYOD

[jmacusa]

This is what happens when cousins marry.

[csvset]

Sharp as a bowling ball.