Enid woman arrested after leading officers on chase, claiming she had to have bowel movement and it was her birthday.

KFOR TV News ^ | September 17, 2020 | Peyton Yager

[L.A.Justice]

A funny story... It should be on COPS or LIVE PD...Bring them back...

KFOR website has the whole bodycam footage...If you watch the video clip, you will see her mugshot...

There have been times when I had to use restroom when I was driving...I never had to break any traffic law however...

[FatherofFive]

The only form of indentification she had on her was her medical marijuana card.

Priorities

[Red Badger]

People like this give idiots a bad name...................

[blueunicorn6]

Friday always has the best stories.

[Seruzawa]

Twenty-eight-year-old Emily Owings was initially pulled over for not wearing her seatbelt. She also didn’t have a license or her insurance. The only form of indentification she had on her was her medical marijuana card.

Perfect. Just perfect. The absolutely correct way to expect potheads to behave.

[blueunicorn6]

Happy birthday to you
You have to go number two
There’s a toilet in your jail cell
Hope your neighbors like the view

[edwinland]

I ran out of gas.

I had a flat tire.

I didn’t have enough money for cab fare.

My tux didn’t come back from the cleaners.

And old friend came in from out of town.

Someone stole my car.

There was an earthquake.

A terrible flood.

Locusts. It wasn’t my fault,

[rightwingcrazy]

“claiming she had to have bowel movement and it was her birthday.”

That reads like throwing it against the wall to see what will stick.

[blueunicorn6]

Happy birthday to you
You had to go number two
No license or insurance
It’s jail for you know who

[TXnMA]

Bodycam shot:

Apparently use of marijuana and meth...

[CommerceComet]

Ohhhhh...Jake. Jake, Honey.

[A_perfect_lady]

After a certain age, any day you can poop is a holiday. I’m just saying.

[dfwgator]

I’ve been there.

[UnwashedPeasant]

She messed up by using both the birthday excuse and the poop excuse. She should have picked just one and run with it.

Also, the birthday excuse it risky if you show your ID.

[xrmusn]

There is an unanswered question...

Did she actually get to Schiff before she received that warm and fuzzy feeling in her pants?

Would have been interesting had she been able to hold off until the FULL CAVITY SEARCH...

When AG Barr was being run through the Jerry noNads inquisition JN wouldn’t let him go to the head.

To bad Barr is a gentleman especially at his age - When you reach that point in life if you THINK you have to go, you better.

You only get 1 ‘warning’ and if having to wait too long, another ‘panic’ sets in then the ‘Schiff hits the fan’

[the OlLine Rebel]

I have alot of sympathy for people with bowel problems. Sometimes, you just gotta go.

In her case, though, I have to wonder if her meth and marijuana problem brought on the BMs.

[the OlLine Rebel]

I’m surprised there’s no Seinfeld-Kramer meme or video posted yet.

Holding it so long it becomes constipation.

[Trillian]

lmao!

[Buckeye McFrog]

Amazing in that this person is:

1) Not a man
2) Not in Florida

[Oldeconomybuyer]

She’s lazable.