[edwinland]

I ran out of gas.

I had a flat tire.

I didn’t have enough money for cab fare.

My tux didn’t come back from the cleaners.

And old friend came in from out of town.

Someone stole my car.

There was an earthquake.

A terrible flood.

Locusts. It wasn’t my fault,

[CommerceComet]

Ohhhhh...Jake. Jake, Honey.