1 posted on
07/25/2020 8:56:26 PM PDT by
Beowulf9
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To: Beowulf9
Wow, I thought this was the Babylon Bee. Yikes!
2 posted on
07/25/2020 8:57:21 PM PDT by
madison10
To: Beowulf9
I dont care who yare, thats FUNNY!
3 posted on
07/25/2020 8:57:51 PM PDT by
HIDEK6
( God bless Donald Trump.)
To: Beowulf9
Any “history” between the napper and the zapper?
Smells like “accidentally on purpose”.
5 posted on
07/25/2020 8:59:45 PM PDT by
lightman
(I am a binary Trinitarian. Deal with it!)
To: Beowulf9
I mean ... if you fall asleep on the job you should expect to get fired.
7 posted on
07/25/2020 9:00:02 PM PDT by
tinyowl
(A is A)
To: Beowulf9
Was it marked as death by Covid19?
10 posted on
07/25/2020 9:03:05 PM PDT by
Zathras
To: Beowulf9
This is horrific!
That person was so tired he didnt wake up from gentle moving. Not unlike that of children when you carry them to bed.
11 posted on
07/25/2020 9:03:07 PM PDT by
ConservativeMind
(Trump: Befuddling Democrats, Republicans, and the Media for the benefit of the US and all mankind.)
To: Beowulf9
Now that I think about it, I’m glad I snore.
To: Beowulf9
Scroll down the page at the link. It says: "Disclaimer: This is satire."
13 posted on
07/25/2020 9:03:14 PM PDT by
PghBaldy
(12/14 - 930am -rampage begins... 12/15 - 1030am - Obama's advance team scouts photo-op locations.)
To: Beowulf9
I found another one with Bessemer, AL and the same picture. It’s a hoax.
To: Beowulf9
Never get caught “laying around on the job” in a morgue...that can obviously be dangerous.
26 posted on
07/25/2020 9:07:54 PM PDT by
EagleUSA
To: Beowulf9
"Ms. Anderson claims that the young coworker who caused the accident was a new employee, and had forgotten to check for the toe tag to make sure he had the right body."
Duh!!! Doesn't this person watch any TV shows? Corpses always have a toe tag on them.
27 posted on
07/25/2020 9:07:54 PM PDT by
mass55th
("Courage is being scared to death, but saddling up anyway." ~~ John Wayne)
To: Beowulf9
Sounds like a headline from the WORLD WEEKLY NEWS. Only thing missing is Batboy and Space Alien!
To: Beowulf9
Hey boss! Are they supposed to scream like that after we put them in?
38 posted on
07/25/2020 9:17:41 PM PDT by
Nateman
To: Beowulf9
TRUMP'S FAULT
To: Beowulf9
Glad to read the disclaimer. (Satire)
Icky way to go, were it to be true.
That said, there are online stories from wuhan about unfortunate chinese Virus-infected peeps being zipped into body bags and introduced to the ovens whilst still alive, kicking, and screaming.
Hoping this is a myth, but also hoping for a full investigation.
To: Beowulf9
Wow! First time I’ve heard of that way to die.
Hope he was a real sound sleeper.
To: Beowulf9
Remember, when cremating bodies always make sure they’re dead first.
I suggest hitting them with a shovel.
45 posted on
07/25/2020 9:24:53 PM PDT by
Do_Tar
(Do I really need a /joke?)
To: Beowulf9
50 posted on
07/25/2020 9:29:15 PM PDT by
SuperLuminal
(Where is Sam Adams now that we desperately need him)
To: Beowulf9
This cheers me up,
A lot.
53 posted on
07/25/2020 9:49:39 PM PDT by
Big Red Badger
(READ,,,Stanford Prison Experiment)
To: Beowulf9
Note to self: Never ever take a nap in a morgue.
56 posted on
07/25/2020 10:02:14 PM PDT by
aquila48
(Do not let them make you care! Guilting you is how they control you.)
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