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1 posted on 07/25/2020 8:56:26 PM PDT by Beowulf9
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Wow, I thought this was the Babylon Bee. Yikes!


2 posted on 07/25/2020 8:57:21 PM PDT by madison10
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I don’t care who y’are, that’s FUNNY!


3 posted on 07/25/2020 8:57:51 PM PDT by HIDEK6 ( God bless Donald Trump.)
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Any “history” between the napper and the zapper?

Smells like “accidentally on purpose”.


5 posted on 07/25/2020 8:59:45 PM PDT by lightman (I am a binary Trinitarian. Deal with it!)
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I mean ... if you fall asleep on the job you should expect to get fired.


7 posted on 07/25/2020 9:00:02 PM PDT by tinyowl (A is A)
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Was it marked as death by Covid19?


10 posted on 07/25/2020 9:03:05 PM PDT by Zathras
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This is horrific!

That person was so tired he didn’t wake up from gentle moving. Not unlike that of children when you carry them to bed.


11 posted on 07/25/2020 9:03:07 PM PDT by ConservativeMind (Trump: Befuddling Democrats, Republicans, and the Media for the benefit of the US and all mankind.)
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Now that I think about it, I’m glad I snore.


12 posted on 07/25/2020 9:03:13 PM PDT by DeFault User
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Scroll down the page at the link. It says: "Disclaimer: This is satire."
13 posted on 07/25/2020 9:03:14 PM PDT by PghBaldy (12/14 - 930am -rampage begins... 12/15 - 1030am - Obama's advance team scouts photo-op locations.)
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I found another one with Bessemer, AL and the same picture. It’s a hoax.


19 posted on 07/25/2020 9:05:34 PM PDT by Mr. Rabbit
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Never get caught “laying around on the job” in a morgue...that can obviously be dangerous.


26 posted on 07/25/2020 9:07:54 PM PDT by EagleUSA
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"Ms. Anderson claims that the young coworker who caused the accident was a new employee, and had forgotten to check for the toe tag to make sure he had the right body."

Duh!!! Doesn't this person watch any TV shows? Corpses always have a toe tag on them.

27 posted on 07/25/2020 9:07:54 PM PDT by mass55th ("Courage is being scared to death, but saddling up anyway." ~~ John Wayne)
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Sounds like a headline from the WORLD WEEKLY NEWS. Only thing missing is Batboy and Space Alien!


32 posted on 07/25/2020 9:13:11 PM PDT by Ruy Dias de Bivar
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Hey boss! Are they supposed to scream like that after we put them in?


38 posted on 07/25/2020 9:17:41 PM PDT by Nateman
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TRUMP'S FAULT
41 posted on 07/25/2020 9:18:55 PM PDT by CurlyDave
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Glad to read the disclaimer. (Satire)

Icky way to go, were it to be true.

That said, there are online stories from wuhan about unfortunate chinese Virus-infected peeps being zipped into body bags and introduced to the ovens whilst still alive, kicking, and screaming.

Hoping this is a myth, but also hoping for a full investigation.

42 posted on 07/25/2020 9:20:06 PM PDT by Seaplaner
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Wow! First time I’ve heard of that way to die.

Hope he was a real sound sleeper.


43 posted on 07/25/2020 9:23:31 PM PDT by READINABLUESTATE
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Remember, when cremating bodies always make sure they’re dead first.
I suggest hitting them with a shovel.


45 posted on 07/25/2020 9:24:53 PM PDT by Do_Tar (Do I really need a /joke?)
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Accidently?
B.S.


50 posted on 07/25/2020 9:29:15 PM PDT by SuperLuminal (Where is Sam Adams now that we desperately need him)
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This cheers me up,
A lot.


53 posted on 07/25/2020 9:49:39 PM PDT by Big Red Badger (READ,,,Stanford Prison Experiment)
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Note to self: Never ever take a nap in a morgue.


56 posted on 07/25/2020 10:02:14 PM PDT by aquila48 (Do not let them make you care! Guilting you is how they control you.)
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