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There's a commercial of a hideously fat woman hopping and prancing around in her underwear while eating ice-cream.

The visuals were bad enough -- but now going to be thinking how bad she must smell.

1 posted on 07/25/2020 1:44:50 PM PDT by BenLurkin
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new Ben and Gerry’s flavor: Stink At Home Garlic flavored ice cream


2 posted on 07/25/2020 1:50:48 PM PDT by faithhopecharity (Politicians are not born, theyÂ’re excreted. Marcus Tullius Cicero (106 to 43 BCE))
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How many bathroom scales have been tossed in the trash?


3 posted on 07/25/2020 1:57:38 PM PDT by ProtectOurFreedom
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I blame Nancy Pelosi. She sticks and buys expensive ice cream.

Prove me wrong . . .


4 posted on 07/25/2020 1:57:52 PM PDT by Dacula
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I haven’t used deodorant since March 13. Eyebrows, ear and nose hair are completely out of control.


10 posted on 07/25/2020 2:04:42 PM PDT by KingLudd
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Right Guards new scent: Rocky Road.


12 posted on 07/25/2020 2:05:42 PM PDT by freedumb2003 ("Do not mistake activity for achievement." - John Wooden)
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This is a dumb point, article and statistic. People are in a bad way and we are joking about it. Wake up folks, we are being played.


20 posted on 07/25/2020 2:14:08 PM PDT by dhs12345
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The one thing that always got me, joked many times with the wife about it on FaceTime, was the fact there were absolutely no cleaners in the stores. Except bathroom and toilet cleaners, they were plentiful...as if nobody ever cleans their home toilets!


23 posted on 07/25/2020 2:18:00 PM PDT by jughandle (Big words anger me, keep talking.)
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Her: I think the covid virus is making me look fat. What do you think?

Him: I think your fat is making you look fat.

Time of death: 2 pm

Cause of death: covid


28 posted on 07/25/2020 2:26:54 PM PDT by Newtoidaho (All I ask of living is to have no chains on me.)
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My company does weekly webinars. I’ve noticed a handful of folks have majorly gained weight since this scamdemic started.

Ice cream, cookies, candy, cakes...


30 posted on 07/25/2020 2:31:24 PM PDT by Roman_War_Criminal (Like Enoch, Noah, & Lot, the True Church will soon be removed & then destruction comes forth.)
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I was doing great with the COVID thing until I went back to work/church. I hit 50 lb. lost goal during the shutdown.

Now I am stress eating. I was better off being away from people.


32 posted on 07/25/2020 2:53:45 PM PDT by madison10
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33 posted on 07/25/2020 3:01:39 PM PDT by Grampa Dave (If CV19 is so easily spread, why do they shove a Qtip up your nose and into your brain for a sample?)
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Just want to make Indian H1Bs feel at home. Wearing deodorant or anti-perspirant is against their culture. Welcome to the combination of crap, body odor, smoke and bad breath. Just like India.


37 posted on 07/25/2020 4:27:11 PM PDT by Starcitizen (Communist China needs to be treated like the pariah country it is. Send it back to 1971)
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Saved a lot of money by not needing toothpaste the last four months.


42 posted on 07/26/2020 7:01:37 AM PDT by cornfedcowboy
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