My takeaway: either this dweeb is single (and I can point to a dozen different observations to corroborate that theory), or he doesn’t even have a cat, much less children. I wasn’t about to fritter away 12 minutes of my mortal existence watching this in its entirety, so I may be wrong.
It’s funny to watch.
I think he is well known so I don’t think he would lie about his kids. He is the guy who built the glitter bomb because people were stealing packages off of front porches in his neighborhood.
He’s creative and funny.
I think you are missing out, but...well, different strokes and all.
If you watch the video you’ll find out he has a wife and a dog.
You might even enjoy the video.
Then you would be wrong on each observation. He's married with 1 child and five pets and you're a .........Sheesh!
He’s married. Wifey didn’t want the critters hurt. And he was probably bored.
BTW: this is the guy that made the “glitter bomb” package for the local porch pirates.
That was hilarious too.