Newly Mustachioed Bill De Blasio Unveils Special Red Armbands...

Babylon Bee ^ | May 1st, 2020 | Babylon Bee

[jonascord]

NEW YORK, NY—Having let his facial hair grow freely for several weeks, New York Mayor Bill De Blasio held a press conference this morning where he unveiled special red armbands for police enforcing the city's quarantine on the Jewish community.

"The red armband represents our commitment to public health," he said. "City workers and police who want to show their loyalty to making sure undesirable groups are not breaking quarantine will be asked to wear the bands for easy identification."

"The third glorious era of New York will reign triumphant!" he cried, banging on his lectern. "Together we can reclaim the glories of our once-great kingdom!"

The mayor also suggesting some kind of camp that could concentrate on the Jews, as well as maybe some way to identify them in public so people could keep away from "undesirable" contact with them. "We could take them to the camp on the subway trains."

Some are saying the move represents bad optics for the city's mayor. But he didn't seem to see any issue with the bands, saying they simply helped identify the special squadrons of police that would focus on the Jewish community. "We'll call them the S.S. for short," he said.

He also announced his plans to invade Poland.

[jonascord]

I swear, I looked...

[Jemian]

The third glorious era of New York will reign triumphant!"

For a thousand years!

[Sacajaweau]

Thanks for the warning. The Bee is abuzzin’.

[headstamp 2]

“A five year plan”

[Osage Orange]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bZrmp9tXGb0

[Brilliant]

The photo is obviously doctored. He would not be standing next to an American flag.

[newfreep]

These daze with the totalitarians unmasking themselves, it’s hard to tell satire from reality.

[rmichaelj]

:). You should apply to the Bee for a job.

[Yo-Yo]

[BenLurkin]

Had me going for a minute there.

[Who is John Galt?]

He also announced his plans to invade Poland...

...following his signing of a secret pact, with Commissar Noisome of the California Democratic Republic...

;^)

[lizma2]

THX for not labeling this satire. More fun!

[dfwgator]

“Steiner’s attack will get it all under control”

[Jemian]

Hitler wanted the Third Reich to last “1000 years.”

[Luke21]

I thought this was real for quite a while. Lind of reminded me of a cross between Ernst Rohm and Karl Marx.

[dfwgator]

Heil, Wilhelm!

[Fiddlstix]

[Right Wing Assault]

Who's cutting his hair?

[nesnah]

Kaiser Wilhelm II had a moustache.

[dfwgator]

I don’t like the sound of ‘ese ‘ere ‘Boncentration Bamps’.