ping
Thanks for keeping us laughing.
Luv ya...Sac
Bunp
Here's mine (and trying to keep it short).
Three couples are in the new members class before they can join the church.
Priest: Okay, now that the classwork is all done, I want you to not have sex for four weeks as a sign of your devotion and commitment to the church in order to formally join the church.
So the 60 year-old couple come back. “Well, we love each other very much, but at our age we have other ways that we show our affection so with some extra prayer we made it!”
The priest says “Welcome to the church!”
The 40-something couple come back. “Boy - that was really difficult. We were tempted numerous times, but with a LOT of prayer and focusing on other hobbies - we made it!”
The priest says “Welcome to the church!”
The 25 year old newlyweds come in, and the man is hanging his head low.
The priest says “Well....how did you do?”
The man says “It was really tough. I mean, every week was a struggle. And then on the fourth week she bent over to pick up a bag of potatoes and.. well, um. I just couldn't help myself, and um...”
“I'm sorry son - but you aren't welcome in the church.”
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“Yeah - we sorta figured that. We're not welcome at the grocery store anymore either.”
Thanks for posting. LOL
btt
Knee slappers all!
Thanks for the post, sodpoodle. We all need a chuckle.
The whole talk is full of good psychology & good humor. It's available on youtube:
What To Do Until the Psychiatrist Comes
https://www.youtube.com/results?search_query=DR+MURRAY+BANKS
The same talk seems to have several titles.
Twinkies and talking chickens.
Gotta love it!
A priest and a rabbi are sitting next to each other on an airplane. After a while the priest turns to the rabbi and asks, "Is it still a requirement of your faith that you not eat pork?"
The rabbi responds, "Yes, that is still one of our beliefs."
The priest then asks, "Have you ever eaten pork?" To which the rabbi replies, "Yes, on one occasion I did succumb to temptation and tasted a ham sandwich."
The priest nodded in understandiing and went on with his reading. A while later, the rabbi spoke up and asked the priest, "Father, is it still a requirement of your Church that you remain celibate?"
The priest replied, "Yes, that is still very much a part of our faith."
The rabbi then asked him, "Father, have you ever fallen to the temptations of the flesh?"
The priest replied, "Yes, on one occasion I was weak and broke with my faith.
The rabbi nodded understandingly. He was silent for a little while..
Finally the rabbi says, "Beats a ham sandwich, doesn't it?"
These are great! I have tears in my eyes from laughing.
Thank you for the chuckles!
Outstanding humor!
ping