Who needs a weekend? It's already after 5 o'clock!!
Posted on 03/16/2020 3:15:34 AM PDT by sodpoodle
A man walked into the Lingerie Department of Macy's in New York City:
He tells the saleslady, "I would like a Jewish bra for my wife, size 34 B."
With a quizzical look the saleslady asked, "What kind of bra?"
He repeated "A Jewish bra. She said to tell you that she wanted a Jewish bra,
and that you would know what she wanted…."
"Ah, now I remember," said the saleslady. "We don't get as many requests for
them as we used to. Mostly our customers lately want the Catholic bra,
or the Salvation Army bra, or the Presbyterian bra."
Confused, and a little flustered, the man asked "So, what are the differences?..."
The saleslady responded. "It is all really quite simple The Catholic bra supports the masses. The Salvation Army lifts up the fallen, and the Presbyterian bra keeps them staunch and upright."
He mused on that information for a minute and said: "Hmmm. I know I'll regret asking, but what does the Jewish bra do?"
"A Jewish bra," she replied, "makes mountains out of molehills….”.
Happy!!!!
Started my week off with a smile. Thanks. We all need to breath and smile!
ROFL
Oy vey!
Hahahahahahahahahaha!
With stupidity on a global scale lapping at our feet, this is refreshing and welcome!
Thanks Sod Love Sac
Yes, of course!
Just 5 more days until the weekend!
Who needs a weekend? It's already after 5 o'clock!!
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