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6 posted on
03/14/2020 4:21:49 PM PDT by
Lazamataz
(The living will envy the dead.)
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16 posted on
03/14/2020 4:25:13 PM PDT by
joma89
(Buy weapons and ammo, folks.)
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Laz I was just thinking about that graphic yesterday! An oldie but a goodie. Thanks for posting, hope you are feeling better.
18 posted on
03/14/2020 4:25:21 PM PDT by
MomwithHope
(Forever grateful to all our patriots, past, present and future.)
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Please add me to your ping list.
32 posted on
03/14/2020 4:29:20 PM PDT by
EvilCapitalist
(Pets are no substitute for children.)
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I just blew my nose and a bat wing came out.
Should I be concerned?
33 posted on
03/14/2020 4:29:31 PM PDT by
2111USMC
(Aim Small Miss Small)
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34 posted on
03/14/2020 4:29:35 PM PDT by
higgmeister
( In the Shadow of The Big Chicken)
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Ask to joint Laz's list...
Bring Out Your Dead
Post to me or FReep mail to be on/off the Bring Out Your Dead ping list.
The purpose of the “Bring Out Your Dead” ping list (formerly the “Ebola” ping list) is very early warning of emerging pandemics, as such it has a high false positive rate.
The false positive rate was 100%.
At some point we may well have a high mortality pandemic, and likely as not the “Bring Out Your Dead” threads will miss the beginning entirely.
*sigh* Such is life, and death...
If a quarantine saves just one child's or one old fart’s life, it's worth it.
63 posted on
03/14/2020 4:39:15 PM PDT by
null and void
(By the pricking of my lungs, Something wicked this way comes ...)
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75 posted on
03/14/2020 4:45:52 PM PDT by
TianaHighrider
(God bless President Trump)
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Hey Laz...
How are you feeling these days?
108 posted on
03/14/2020 4:59:05 PM PDT by
Dacula
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112 posted on
03/14/2020 4:59:48 PM PDT by
tatown
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Might you be so kind as to add me to your ping list ?
I’ve found that, if one runs out of food but has some TP handy, a little bit of gravy and five minutes in the microwave makes a meal, that, while not nutritious is quite filling.
Do I really need a /S ?
Thanks & hope you are feeling better.
157 posted on
03/14/2020 5:20:26 PM PDT by
ADemocratNoMore
(The Fourth Estate is now the Fifth Column)
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You have a ping list? How have I missed that? Sign me up.
190 posted on
03/14/2020 5:42:52 PM PDT by
mlo
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Hey Laz how long do I have?
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Please add me. There was no toilet paper in my neighborhood store last night.
193 posted on
03/14/2020 5:45:39 PM PDT by
rdl6989
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Seen it here in NOVA but limited to mostly bottled water, toilet paper, meat, disinfectants and supplements.
194 posted on
03/14/2020 5:45:39 PM PDT by
DarthVader
(Not by speeches & majority decisions will the great issues of the day be decided but by Blood & Iron)
To: Lazamataz
I am glad to see you are getting your health back.
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272 posted on
03/14/2020 7:45:43 PM PDT by
Taffini
( Mr. Pippen and Mr. Waffles do not approve and neither do I)
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274 posted on
03/14/2020 7:55:42 PM PDT by
generally
( Don't be stupid. We have politicians for that.)
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276 posted on
03/14/2020 7:56:56 PM PDT by
generally
( Don't be stupid. We have politicians for that.)
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I hope you can feel your legs by now. :)
319 posted on
03/14/2020 11:14:35 PM PDT by
SaveFerris
(Luke 17:28 ... as it was in the days of Lot; they did eat, they drank, they bought, they sold ......)
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How did I miss your ping list?????
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