And you thought a Genie was going to come out?
Posted on 03/06/2020 5:39:33 PM PST by familyop
Forget face masks, toilet paper rolls are flying off the shelves...Newspapers and wet wipes are not designed to be flushed, but water is--and is the preferred method in many parts of the world, according to Metro UK,...The news outlet provides a hands-on guide on how to clean up after nature calls:
--Fill the lota with lukewarm water.
--After doing your business, remain on the throne and lean forward, back or to the side.
--Pour copious amounts of water on the appropriate location.
--Use your hand to aid in the cleansing.
--Wash your hands thoroughly and dry up.
(Excerpt) Read more at nypost.com ...
Bring back newspapers!
And you thought a Genie was going to come out?
That’s why we Americans put a shower right next to the toilet.
Use your toy poodle. Or chihuahua.
I got enough TP to last until the corn crop comes in.
I might have to make a turnip last a week with turnip soup like during the Depression..but I have my toilet paper. I won’t be availing myself of this method.
... more than I wanted to know.
I saved all the corn cobs from last summers sweet corn.
Third World hygiene for all!
Yep. I don’t see myself adapting to the Democrat way of doing it. You know, one sheet, poke finger through sheet, [then the umentionable deed], then wipe finger with the one sheet of paper, etc. It’s for Biden’s volks reaching biological adulthood to fight global warming and ward off attention from straight conservatives, you know.
Ping.
Not a problem for those who are always prepared. We also won’t be out snapping up dwindling supplies and can help out a neighbor or family.
True story:
My business travels once included carrying a briefcase on my travels through central and South America. One thing always found in same case was a JC Whitney auto parts catalog. Many customers and coworkers found that odd but few asked why.
That particular parts book was made with a thin paper in significant quantities. If ever I found myself at a quarto de bano lacking the necessary paper, a few sheets were removed from the catalog and crumpled until the necessary level of softness was achieved, then put to work.
Never be caught needing, and I refuse to use the “left hand” of the dark side religion.
I can understand a shortage of face masks but not TP. For some reason people are buying lots of it and hoarding it out of fear. It seems a bit irrational to me.
Considering this virus doesn’t cause the runs I dont get it..water I understand but TP
Do not use leaves or grass...chiggers.
Steel wire brush.
It doesn’t work that good, but you’ll quit eating after you use it once.
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