Posted on 02/26/2020 11:24:45 AM PST by Forgiven_Sinner
MOSCOW—The Russians were excited once again for a U.S. presidential election in which they could interfere to sow division and discord, but their excitement soon turned to dismay when they found an election already too chaotic for them to follow.
“Everyone is ready to tear each other apart in the Democratic primary,” commented Aleksei Teplov, a Russian hacker. “It seems like if we tried to add any more chaos, it would just be a drop in the ocean.”
Teplov described how anytime they tried to get people to turn against each other, it was always overshadowed by a grassroots campaign to do the same thing. “And then there’s Trump,” Teplov added. “I mean, the guy is already so unpredictable. I feel like I’m trying to smash things with a sledgehammer while a tornado is around me ripping up buildings.”
(Excerpt) Read more at babylonbee.com ...
LOL - Love The Bee.
that’s funny
Awesome. The people who write for them are geniuses.
Russia can’t even compete with the msm for distributing fake news, they just packed up and left.
I'm reminded of the joke from 2016:
What's the difference between Hillary and Putin?
When Putin rigs an election; He wins.
We need to send a copy to the Russian embassy with a request they forward it to Vlad, who’ll almost have a stroke from laughing so hard once he gets it.
LMAO!!!
Though, this would liken the US politics to a cesspit...
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