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SATIRE Hick Farmers Retaliate Against Coastal Elites By Withholding Ingredients Needed To Make Avocado Toast
The Babylon Bee ^
| January 29, 2020
| The Babylon Bee
Posted on 02/19/2020 7:09:19 PM PST by Tolerance Sucks Rocks
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This appears to have been written before Mike Bloomberg's awful comment about farmers was revealed.
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posted on
02/19/2020 7:09:34 PM PST
by
Tolerance Sucks Rocks
(Show me the people who own the land, the guns and the money, and I'll show you the people in charge.)
To: Tolerance Sucks Rocks
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posted on
02/19/2020 7:14:21 PM PST
by
cba123
( Toi la nguoi My. Toi bay gio o Viet Nam.)
To: cba123
The MOST trusted name in news.
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posted on
02/19/2020 7:21:24 PM PST
by
BipolarBob
(Joe Biden: "We can't let Trump keep on making America great".)
To: carriage_hill; wattojawa
Ping.
Satire but the blue city nannies like Doomberg and San Fran Nanzi better stop biting the hands that feed them.
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posted on
02/19/2020 7:22:01 PM PST
by
lightman
(I am a binary Trinitarian. Deal with it!)
To: Tolerance Sucks Rocks
Avocado toast ?
Sounds like a fag version of sh!t on a shingle.
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posted on
02/19/2020 7:23:59 PM PST
by
tomkat
To: Tolerance Sucks Rocks
This is one life-long city slicker (suburbs,actually) who admires and respects American farmers...particularly since having seen African poverty and hunger up close and personal.
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posted on
02/19/2020 7:27:50 PM PST
by
Gay State Conservative
(The Rats Can't Get Over The Fact That They Lost A Rigged Election)
To: tomkat
Avocado toast?Sounds horrible.
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posted on
02/19/2020 7:29:24 PM PST
by
Inyo-Mono
To: Tolerance Sucks Rocks
"Until further notice, you'll have to farm your own wheat and grow your own avocados," a spokesperson for America's farmers said You don't have to have a lot of gray matter to figure out how to do that. You dig a hole, you put a seed in, you put dirt on top, add water, up come the wheat and avocado trees.
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posted on
02/19/2020 7:33:14 PM PST
by
Fiji Hill
To: Tolerance Sucks Rocks
It would be nice if farmers refused to sell any of their products in NYC for one month - long enough for New Yorkers to understand that all food in NYC is shipped in from the outside.
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posted on
02/19/2020 7:37:27 PM PST
by
libertylover
(Democrats hated Lincoln too.)
To: Inyo-Mono
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posted on
02/19/2020 7:44:40 PM PST
by
null and void
(By the pricking of my lungs, Something wicked this way comes ...)
To: Tolerance Sucks Rocks
Well, those coastal elites can just dig a hole, drop in a seed, cover it and water it.
I understand this is a good time of year to do that, especially in New York.
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posted on
02/19/2020 7:44:43 PM PST
by
TigersEye
(MAGA - 16 more years! - KAG)
To: Fiji Hill
Yeah but them wheat trees are mighty flimsy.
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posted on
02/19/2020 8:15:25 PM PST
by
xp38
To: libertylover
There used to be farming in NYC. I think there are a few still on Staten Island which is an official borough.
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posted on
02/19/2020 8:16:56 PM PST
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xp38
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posted on
02/19/2020 8:36:09 PM PST
by
bitt
(We, the people, are who they fear will one day awake.)
To: Tolerance Sucks Rocks
QUESTION: “Who grows what you eat?”
LEFTIST: “Whole Foods, of course!”
To: Inyo-Mono
It’s quite tasty, you get your veggies, salsa and have it served on whole grain bread....yummy
To: Tolerance Sucks Rocks
I live in Nebraska and I love avocadoes on toast, and on Ritz crackers.
(oh cr*p, I spelled avocado plural with an ‘e’. There goes my political career. Back to coding I guess.)
:-(
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posted on
02/19/2020 8:50:12 PM PST
by
Sapwolf
(Talkers are usually more articulate than doers, since talk is their specialty. -Sowell)
To: twister881
My dad was a prison guard and one day, an inmate had an issue with the beef he was served so dad asked him where he thought hamburger came from.
Inmate said “Grocery store”.
So dad asked where the hamburger was *before* it got to the grocery store.
Inmate thinks hard and says “A warehouse?”
This is the prison that *used* to have the inmates raise and slaughter their own beef cows.
Pitiful.
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posted on
02/19/2020 9:24:27 PM PST
by
Salamander
(Living On The Ledge....)
To: TigersEye
"Well, those coastal elites can just dig a hole, drop in a seed, cover it and water it.
I understand this is a good time of year to do that, especially in New York."
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LOL .... those elite are just going to have to rely on their 'superior' GRAY MATTER.
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