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email from a friend | 2/4/2020 | unknown

Posted on 02/04/2020 2:43:57 AM PST by sodpoodle

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To: Ken H
Hey now, it could happen.
21 posted on 02/04/2020 5:23:44 AM PST by Slainte
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To: sodpoodle
The air freshener! LOL!!!!

THnx for the laugh!

22 posted on 02/04/2020 5:29:30 AM PST by rawcatslyentist (https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yfuAJcWl6DE Kill a Commie for Mommie)
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To: sodpoodle
The difference between an Irish wedding and an Irish wake?


One less drunk.
23 posted on 02/04/2020 5:37:43 AM PST by yeff (Yuor biran has teh alibtiy to mkae oderr out of caohs)
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To: sodpoodle
Two Irishmen are sitting at bar, pretty much drunk, when one raised his glass and said, "Here's to County Cork! The best county in the best country in the world, Ireland." "Well I'll be," said the other man, "I'm from County Cork, too!" So they drank to County Cork.

The second man raised his glass and said, "Here's to the city of Cork! Best city in the best county in the best country in the world, Ireland." "You don't say," said the first man, "I'm from Cork, too!" So they drank to Cork.

Then the first man said, "Here's to St. Brendan's Parish. Best parish in the best city in the best county in the best country in the world, Ireland." "Faith," said the second man, "I'm from St. Brendan's too." So they drank to St. Brendan's.

Then the second man said, "Here's to Green Street! Best street to be raised on in the best city in the best country in the world, Ireland." "Begorrah," said the first man, "I grew up on Green Street too!" So they drank to Green Street.

Another guy at the bar called the barman over and asked, "What's all that then?" "Nothing," said the barman, "Just the O'Mally twins. Drunk again."

24 posted on 02/04/2020 5:41:09 AM PST by DoodleDawg
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To: sodpoodle

I’m half Irish and half Italian. I don’t know whether to grab my crotch or drink.


25 posted on 02/04/2020 6:32:01 AM PST by Phlap (REDNECK@LIBARTS.EDU)
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To: sodpoodle

What is the difference between an Irish wedding and an Irish wake? One less drunk.


26 posted on 02/04/2020 6:33:31 AM PST by Phlap (REDNECK@LIBARTS.EDU)
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To: sodpoodle

Very fun. Do you suppose the gay Irish couple, Gerald Fitzpatrick and Patrick Fitzgerald, would like them?


27 posted on 02/04/2020 1:49:25 PM PST by gnickgnack2 ( Another bad day for Trump, he only got seven major things accomplished .)
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To: Bob Ireland; Celtic Conservative; EDINVA; Gay State Conservative; Georgia Girl 2; HalfIrish; ...

Irish ping!


28 posted on 02/04/2020 3:19:03 PM PST by Albion Wilde (It is fatal to enter any war without the will to win it. --Douglas MacArthur)
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To: sodpoodle

Why did God create whiskey?
To keep the Irish from ruling the world.


29 posted on 02/04/2020 3:24:28 PM PST by Gay State Conservative (The Rats Can't Get Over The Fact That They Lost A Rigged Election)
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To: Albion Wilde; sodpoodle
😂
30 posted on 02/04/2020 3:36:06 PM PST by Bob Ireland (The Democrap Party is the enemy of freedom.They use all the seductions and deceits of the Bolshevics)
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To: sodpoodle

Loved them all.

:)


31 posted on 02/04/2020 3:51:42 PM PST by Irish Eyes
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To: Albion Wilde

Thanks for the ping.


32 posted on 02/04/2020 3:52:58 PM PST by Irish Eyes
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To: sodpoodle

Go raibh maith agat!


33 posted on 02/04/2020 4:01:08 PM PST by Celtic Conservative (My cats are more amusing than 200 channels worth of TV)
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To: sodpoodle

Irish seven course meal.
A potato and a six pack.

The three B’s of Irish cooking.
Broil, Boil and Burn.


34 posted on 02/04/2020 4:50:19 PM PST by Aut Pax Aut Bellum (CW 2.0 coming soon to a theater near you.)
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To: sodpoodle

Bump!


35 posted on 02/04/2020 8:25:39 PM PST by Enterprise
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To: Gay State Conservative

When four Irishmen get together a fifth always shows up.


36 posted on 02/04/2020 10:24:01 PM PST by jmacusa ("If wisdom is not the Lord, what is wisdom?)
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