Posted on 02/04/2020 2:43:57 AM PST by sodpoodle
i’m quitting,
please don’t
those are great
enjoying some good Irish weather today, 45 and rain.
Bump
Those mods, no sense of humor
(Maybe they’re Irish?)
Did you hear the one about the Irishman who walked out of a bar?
Neither has anyone else!
Keep them coming.
They are excellent.
How do you know when an Irishman is really, really drunk? When he prefers women over whiskey.
THX !
The question is were the jokes that were pulled yesterday about the Irish?
My daughter back in Junior High said:
“How many potatoes does it take to kill an Irishman?”
I don’t know - how many?
“Zero!”
(Please don’t ban me from FR!)
Sodpoodle,
Never, ever, let the bastards grind you down.
Interesting name. I live just a few miles from Sod’s Hole, the remotest part of the Lincolnshire Wolds.
Check my tagline.
Thanks Sod...Love Ya...Sac
Hilarious...thanks!
,,,,pushed
His Stroller Home.
.
Ha!
True beer story:
My adult children were over on Sunday for dinner, and they were drinking wine and beer with their Dad. My oldest passed a half-empty bottle of ale to the 14-year-old and said, “You can have this: I want wine with the steak.” The 14-year-old took a sip and said, “Yuck.”
My oldest said, “My first beer was when I was four: I ate some mushrooms growing on the lawn, and Daddy gave me a beer to make me throw up.”
Maybe they already heard all the jokes and considered it old news.....
I’ve been around long enough that most are very familiar - still enjoy reading them though...
True, but I was already laughing at the Rats and their Iowa mess. Still fun, though.
I like the ones about the confessional box and the air freshener
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