Posted on 01/16/2020 10:39:43 AM PST by Impy
at #2 Kansas City Chiefs 
at #1 San Francisco 49ers 
Joining us now with a very special annoucment is General Kasim Solemani, General.
"Thank you very much, Imp. After being approached by John Dingel, Lyndon Johnson, and my cellie, the great Teddy Kennedy, I've decided to throw my hat in the ring for the Democratic nomination for President of the United States. It turns out I am extremely popular with the Democrat base. Who knew!?"
"The only class I passed was making out but don't you have to be a US Citizen to be President?"
"My servered hand, which will be doing most of the campaigning as I am indisposed SOUTH of the border, was born in Virginia, I have the birth certificate."
"May we see it?"
"Hmm it must be in my other pants, they're in the wash right now, but Chuck Schumer has seen it and will vouch for me."
"That's right, I saw it and it was clearly in order."
Really? So the General's hand, which wasn't servered until recently, was born in Virginia, and issued a birth cerficiate there?
"Yes indeed, long form. If you don't believe me ask Elijah Cummings, he saw me see it."
"Why don't we just ask the Goverment of Virginia for a copy?"
"Hmmm...it must be in our other pants, I think we left them at Raul Castro's house, had a sleepover last night."
So, have you given any thought to a running mate?
"My short list inluced Greta Thunberg, Aaron Hernandez, Robert DeNiro, Alyssa Milano, Anthony Weiner (until I found out he was Jewish!!!!!), El Chapo, Chelsea Manning (we love transgnered in Iran, seriously look it up!), but in the end the choice was clear."
So you've made the choice already?
"Indeed, may I present the my choice for Vice President....
"Wazzzzzzzzuuuuuuuuup Honkeys!!!!!! Tippecanoe and Colon too!!!"
"Solemaini/Crapernick 2020!! Make America...something, I'll think of it later."
"Say....Schumer......that's not a Jewish name is it?"
"Oh no no of course not....it's uh Scotch-Irish."
Tennessee and San Francisco.
Let me know if you want on/off the list
Picks so far
Enterprise: Chiefs, Niners
Teeman: Chiefs, Niners
Pete: Titans, Packers
Ro: Titans, Niners
Moe: Chiefs, Packers
: 6-2
: 6-2
: 5-3
: 5-3
: 5-3
: 5-3
: 5-3
WhoisAlanGreenspan?: 5-3
: 4-4
: 4-4 
: 4-4
: 4-4
: 4-4
: 4-4
: 4-4
: 4-4
: 4-4
mware: 4-4
: 3-5
: 3-5
: 3-5
Conserv: 3-5
dakine: 3-5
: 3-5
: 3-5
: 2-6 💩
Smashmouth wins in the playoffs.
(Good band, too!)
KC and SF....................
Tennessee and San Francisco
Yes, I agree. My Chiefs are notorious for choking during the AFC championship game. Last year, for example, a late offsides penalty cost them the game.
KC and The Sunshine Band
Beating three Division Champs in a row is pretty good.
I say Tennessee makes it four.
I lived in South Florida during the disco era..................
I wouldn’t be surprised if Tennessee wins—unless the Chiefs’ defense keys in on stopping Derrick Henry.
Packers vs. 49ers could be a classic.
Both good all-round teams with good QB’s.
(* Patriots were idiots to let Garofolo get away!!! *)
Yep, the pride of Hialeah.
Of course, we know who State Farm is rooting for.
Hoping for a Super Bowl 1 repeat.
Rooting for both underdogs, but I think the home teams KC and SF win also.
Tennessee Titans over Kansas City Chiefs
San Francisco 49ers over Green Bay Packers
Kansas City and Green Bay. Same teams in Super Bowl I. Mahomes vs Rodgers.
That would be awesome. :D
Chiefs
9ers
The State Farm Bowl...
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