There is a Forrest Gump reference in here somewhere.
Posted on 01/14/2020 6:42:24 AM PST by DUMBGRUNT
The second incident took place in the evening hours on Wednesday in the 700 block of North Fairbanks Court in the city's Streeterville neighborhood, according to Chicago police.
Authorities said a 32-year-old man walked into Northwestern Memorial Hospital and said he had been walking on the sidewalk in the area when a coyote came from behind and bit him in the buttocks.
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> bit him in the buttocks...
There is a Forrest Gump reference in here somewhere.
Lol...sure sounds like it.
Was he bitten by a dog-like animal or by a human trafficker?
Was Jesse Smellit involved?
Was the coyote wearing a MAGA hat?
I was going to ask: “Where was ChIraq’s Mayor at that time?”.
Welcome to the jungle.
“Welcome to the jungle.”
This a better part of town if the locals are not wilding, you can make it to your car with your cell, wallet and probably without serious injuries.
“Was Jesse Smellit involved?”
I heard he has a team$$$ of attorneys working hard to keep him OUT of Chicago.
I watched a show about coyotes in Chicago. It looked like there were a massive number of them.
Coyotes have attacked (and killed) small children elsewhere. I would think if they’re not afraid of people at all, attacking an adult human would be the next step even for non rabid ones.
I watched a show about coyotes in Chicago. It looked like there were a massive number of them.
Coyotes have attacked (and killed) small children elsewhere. I would think if they’re not afraid of people at all, attacking an adult human would be the next step even for non rabid ones.
Coywolf?
Well, there’s still 2,705,992 left to go.
When predatory animals like coyotes and bobcats that are naturally very wary of human attack humans most likely they are rabid. Also any wild animal that bites a human should be considered to have rabies and doctors should prescribe rabies shots as painful as they might be.
We live in the middle of a wildlife sanctuary in Texas hill country. We see coyotes all the time, along with skunks, hawks, foxes, wild boar, jack rabbits, etc. We can’t let our cats out in the fenced yard here. But Chicago?
It is lucky that he was in front of a hospital at the time. Unfortunately, it was the Ann & Robert Lurie Children’s Hospital
“Now playing ... Dances with Wolves, In the Hood”
Most would rather bitten on the buttocks.
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