Posted on 12/11/2019 4:46:15 PM PST by Impy
So Belly Button Chick, aren't you gonna congratulate me on my victory in the first round of my Fantasy Football Loser's Bracket!!!???
"No, get a life. But I would like to congrantulate Eli Manning on returning to the Giants starting lineup."
"Thanks dollcakes, it's always nice when the young punk that steals your job gets hurt. Uh, I mean I wish Daniel a speedy recovery and look forward to returning to the standup circut where I will be opening for Mrs. Maisel, trying to entertain drunk jerfoffs rather than playing the game I love...whilst entertaining drunk jerksoffs."
Ok let's open the floor, what do you guys want to talk about this week?
"Vanna is hosting 'Wheel'!!!!!! And Minnie Mouse is being Vanna!!! OMG I'M DYING!!!"
"Yarrg, Vanna is cleary out of her element, Minnie is killing it though."
Uh, anything football related?
"How about the Patriots trying to cheat, against US!!! I mean come on, do they cheat at solitare too?"
"I have been re-tanned(?) to rep-re-sent the Patriots in this mat-er. It was an inn-o-cent mis-take caused by some dumbass and Mr. Belichick and Mr. Kraft are not at fault. And Kraft cheese is the bestest!"
"Do you expect me to buy that?"
"Hey look out, there's a bug on your shoulder, don't worry I'll get it."
"I don't see anything, ow he just wacked me with my helmet!"
"Nuh-uh, I was wacking the bug! Uh-oh it's on your face now."
"You know on 2nd thought this was probably just an innocent mistake caused by some dumbass, I'm over it, cya."
Or should I say p b Center NFL LIVE THREAD Ping :-d Let me know if you want on/off the list.
Get your picks in
Jets at Ravens tomorrow so if I will pencil in all players for the Ravens. If you want the Jets please say so and then consult a psychologist. 😝
The Bengals game might end up as the first NFL game with more players than fans. They are advertising ticket sales like crazy with an air of desperation.
Nice guys finish last, Eli. Your one of the best QBs in the game who defeated THE GOAT Tom Brady TWICE in two SBs.
You don't owe the Giants anything.
Well, I’ll bite first. No no, not you BBG, I mean I’ll stick my neck out first. Jets have RB Powell out, TE Griffin out, and WR Thomas doubtful. That’s just too much firepower unavailable. Ravens QB Jackson is listed as “Q” but he said he will play so I am going to take his word. TE Andrews is “Q,” but they still have TE’s Boyle and Hurst. For RB there are Ingram and Edwards. Last game, of the two WR’s, Snead got more work than Brown. So on balance, Baltimore still has the edge. Therefore, without further ado for Thursday - BALTIMORE RAVENS!
My picks—or guesses would be a better word—for this week:
Baltimore
N.Y. Giants
Tennessee
Cincinnati
Seattle
Tampa Bay
Kansas City
Philadelphia
Chicago
Oakland
Arizona
Minnesota
San Francisco
Dallas
Buffalo
New Orleans
Indeed!
Baltimore in another close on vs Yets
Sunday, December 15, 2019 Miami spanks the hapless Giants
Cincinnati in the upsets of upsets, down New England (yikes) Seattle crushes Carolina Kittens
Tampa Bay whips Detroit at home - der
KC kills Denver at home
My Redskins put the Pathetic Eagles out of the playoffs - thank you.
GoPackGoAway crushes the bumbling Bears. Chicago at Green Bay
Jacksonville kicks Hell out of the Raiders in Oakland
Kyler Murray and the Cards finally win a game over my Brownies.
Chargers stun the hobbling Vikings in another upset in L.A.
San Fran crushes the spit out of ATL in Frisco
Los Angeles Rams take another step in the right direction vs the seriously in disarray Dallas club
Buffalo wins in Pittsburgh in a good game on SNF but I wish Collinsworth would just shut up.
Monday Night Football
Nawlins Aints 37 Indianapolis Colts 19
It’s coming down to play off time - December!!
Crows fly past the Jets
Fins in Battle of the Flops
Browns over AZ
Seahawks
Pack
Pats(Cheating against the Bungles? Seriesly?)
KC
Old Houston over New Houston
Iggles
Raiders
Vikes
Dallas
9ers
Buffalo in a frigid SNF affair
Saints take MNF at home
RAVENS
PATRIOTS
BUCCANEERS
TITANS
CHIEFS
GIANTS
REDSKINS
PANTHERS
PACKERS
CHARGERS
RAIDERS
CARDINALS
RAMS
49ERS
BILLS
SAINTS
good luck to all...
Baltimore over N.Y. Jets
Miami over N.Y. Giants
Tennessee over Houston
New England over Cincinnati
Seattle over Carolina
Tampa Bay over Detroit
Kansas City over Denver
Philadelphia over Washington
Green Bay over Chicago
Oakland over Jacksonville
Cleveland over at Arizona
Minnesota over L.A. Chargers
San Francisco over Atlanta
L.A. Rams over Dallas
Buffalo over Pittsburgh
New Orleans over Indianapolis
It’s all about yardage—similar to embroidery.
Oh, Ravens, by all means.
N.Y. Jets at Baltimore: If they can beat the Bills on the road, I think they can handle the Jets at home. Ravens.
Miami at N.Y. Giants: Miami sucks. NY sucks even worse. I'll pick the Giants with a gun to my head.
Houston at Tennessee: The Titans are on a four game hot streak. Titans and homefield.
New England at Cincinnati: HEE HEE HAHAHAHAHAHAHA.........trick question, right? Brady might be slipping, but he can still outgun Dalton if he was on his deathbed. Pats.
Seattle at Carolina: Seattle wants last week's game back. Pick Seahawks.
Denver at Kansas City: Chiefs.
Philadelphia at Washington: The Redskins suck too bad to beat Philthy. Take the Iggles.
Chicago at Green Bay: Green Bay is winning ugly, but they're winning. Cheeseheads.
Jacksonville at Oakland: Pick Raiders again this week.
Cleveland at Arizona: Somehow, the Browns are still in the hunt (assuming the rest of the AFC collapses and monkeys fly out of my butt first). Pick Cleveland.
Minnesota at L.A. Chargers: Minne-soh-tuh.
Atlanta at San Francisco: I wish I could pick the Falcons, but they just ain't gonna bring it to the table. Niners.
L.A. Rams at Dallas: Seeing the owner of 'America's Team' get red-faced, cussing, and throwing breakables around warms the cockles of my heart. Rams.
Buffalo at Pittsburgh: Can the Steelers make a run for 11-5 and the post-season? YES! THEY! CAN!
Indianapolis at New Orleans: It was all-out aerial warfare with the Niners last week, and the Saints have a severe case of butthurt over the final score. They're gonna make the Colts pay for it. Nawlins.
Ravens
Packers
Pats
Seahawks
Titans
Dolphins
Eagles
CHIEFS!
Bucs
Browns
Raiders
Vikings
Rams
49ers
Steelers
Saints
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