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New Greta On The Shelf Doll Will Track Your Climate Sins
Babylon Bee ^
| December 2nd, 2019
| Mark Scheffler
Posted on 12/02/2019 2:36:28 PM PST by BeauBo
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To: BeauBo
You ain’t gettin’ s___ for Christmas
You can shove that Greta doll up your a__!
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posted on
12/02/2019 3:02:03 PM PST
by
dfwgator
(Endut! Hoch Hech!)
To: BeauBo
Where’s a grinch when you need one. Take that decoration away!!!
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posted on
12/02/2019 3:04:29 PM PST
by
DannyTN
To: Kozak
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posted on
12/02/2019 3:04:59 PM PST
by
bramps
(It's the Islam stupid!)
To: BeauBo
Goodbye to having crows in the garden.
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posted on
12/02/2019 3:11:47 PM PST
by
Colt1851Navy
(What was wrong with Nixon?)
To: Billthedrill
"Are we completely sure this is satire?"In this day, it's precognition. They are predicting the future. The proper phrase is, "You can't make this sh!t up..."
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posted on
12/02/2019 3:12:16 PM PST
by
jonascord
(First rule of the Dunning-Kruger Club is that you do not know you are in the Dunning-Kruger club.)
To: BeauBo
Someone can make bank selling these.
To: oldasrocks
Geez, what do you have against your dog? That thing’s probably really bitter!
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posted on
12/02/2019 3:13:49 PM PST
by
Still Thinking
(Freedom is NOT a loophole!)
To: Dr. Sivana
Wow, a young Telly Savalas from an old TV show. Nice.
To: BeauBo
“We’re from the Island of Misfit Toys...”
“I’m a boat...that won’t float!”
“I’m a bird...that swims underwater!”
“I’m an elf-on-the-shelf...that reports to George Soros!!!”
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posted on
12/02/2019 3:15:40 PM PST
by
BradyLS
(DO NOT FEED THE BEARS!)
To: BeauBo; All
HOORAY BB, LOL! Thanks for posting.
FReeper humor BUMP!
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posted on
12/02/2019 3:18:45 PM PST
by
PGalt
(Past Peak Civilization?)
To: BeauBo
I would poke pins in it, if it were real.
To: Dr. Sivana
Lol! I remember that episode as a kid. Scared the heck out of me, I never looked at my dolls the same way.
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posted on
12/02/2019 3:21:02 PM PST
by
OLDCU
To: BeauBo
I have to get one of those.
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posted on
12/02/2019 3:24:33 PM PST
by
dljordan
To: BeauBo
No more threatening a naughty kid with a stocking full of coal.
To: BeauBo
How long before these are available on Amazon or Ebay (or Etsy)
I could see buying one or two of these for … certain relatives... :P
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posted on
12/02/2019 3:26:14 PM PST
by
Kommodor
(Terrorist, Journalist or Democrat? I can't tell the difference.)
To: BeauBo
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posted on
12/02/2019 3:33:03 PM PST
by
C210N
(If you dislike productive billionaires, be 1,000 times more suspect of one confiscatory trillionaire)
To: BeauBo
Instead of a doll, make it a puppet, because someone is controlling the real one too.
To: Grimmy
Greta doll on the end of a stick over a fire. Not as tasty as a marshmallow.
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posted on
12/02/2019 3:37:42 PM PST
by
Secret Agent Man
(Gone Galt; Not Averse to Going Bronson.)
To: mass55th
A moose once bit my Greta doll...
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posted on
12/02/2019 3:38:07 PM PST
by
Grimmy
(equivocation is but the first step along the road to capitulation)
To: Dilbert San Diego
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posted on
12/02/2019 3:38:32 PM PST
by
Redcitizen
(Tagline not secure.)
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