HA GOOD ONE. Thanks for the light-hearted start to the work week!
Your girlfriend didn’t get pictures? She should have told you to hang on while she got her phone...It would be worth a picture if you’re not pulling our leg...legs...
Did you see Elvis up there?
“Simba!”
Luckily your Jeep Comanche was out of the shop.
Maybe next time a house will fall on her.
Remember, it's never a good idea to be worth more dead than alive. Glad you kids are okay.
Reminds me of the time I was sawing the end off a long limb while standing on a slightly too-short ladder. As the branch unloaded, I watched in silent horror as it lifted enough to clear the top of the ladder.
As I was plummeting to a certain death upon impact with the ground, I clearly recall calling out to my certainly soon-to-be widow, “I’m okay! I’m okay!” Thankfully, I was.