The World according to Petey the Dog and Me

Petey the dog is my pal. I like to throw the tennis ball, and he likes catching it and bringing it back to me. How cool is that?

Petey also has shown an interest in other things, like foriegn policy. Here follows a few of Peteys ideas on how to deal with some nations:

Iran
Irans leader reminds Petey of one of those ankle biting dogs that we've all seen. Yip, yip, yip, and a growel. They think they're bad, but a swift kick sends them flying. Petey thinks we should stir up a little "International incident" to lure Iran's military into a little accidental confrontation, giving us an opportunity to show tham a thing or two about a dogfight.

North Korea
Petey sees North Korea as a bedraggled, starving dog that still shows fierceness, spirit and pride, but is inwardly tired, hungry, and full of parasites. This country will only be won over by showing kindness to the people. Only North Koreans can get rid of their leader. We can show them why they should.