Norway’s apples are ripening in record time

TheLocal.no ^ | 4 October 201912:14 CEST+02:00

[Wuli]

OMG!!! “Climate Change” will kill all life on Earth!!!

NOT!!!

Every change in climate cycles means there are some “losers” yes, and it also means there are some winners. That is what LIFE is all about - those that can adapt lead the advance and continuation of LIFE.

Look at humans. We occupy in some degree just about every climate niche on the planet.

It is past time for humans to recognize that our best “weapon” when it comes to “climate change” is one of the best assets humans already have - the ability to adapt to change.

And now, in this technological age humans are better able, than ever before, to demonstrate our ability to adapt.

Where should our investments be, with regard to “climate change”? They should be in all the ways humans can find to adapt to and mitigate changes derived from “climate change”.

[KarlInOhio]

I can't look at her without thinking of the death metal youtube video of her words.

My Ohio bananas aren't growing fast enough so we need more global warming.

[jdsteel]

I like this one as well:

https://realclimatescience.com/fifty-years-of-failed-apocalyptic-forecasts/

[gcparent]

Oh please, let them eat apple pie.

[jcon40]

You forgot FARTING COWS

[mowowie]

BOTH

[butlerweave]

Continental Drift is doing wonders

[yesthatjallen]

Exactly.

One season doesn't confirm a trend.

Endless ridiculous climate hysteria.

[_longranger81]

TOO MANY APPLES...SITUATION DESPERATE...MUST FIND SPACE FOR APPLES...CANNOT EAT FAST ENOUGH...PRECIOUS RESOURCES BEING CRUSHED UNDER THE WEIGHT OF TOO MANY APPLES...NO TIME LEFT...ELEMENTARY SCHOOLS BEING BURIED UNDER PILES OF APPLES...THE CHILDREN, OH THE CHILDREN...DAMNED CAPITALIST BASTARDS!!!...SEND PIE CRUST AND CINNAMON...ITS THE END OF THE WOOORRRRRLLLLDDDDDD!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[bert]

Meanwhile, in East Tennessee, we had June continuing into July.

We are now experiencing August in the last of September and early October.

The extreme high pressure prevented the hurricane from hitting the mainland and thus the phemenomana is good

[Sacajaweau]

NYS....From one end to the other....we've had 30 degree difference.

Our problem right now is the messing with the level of Lake Ontario

[_longranger81]

I’d like to ask Dear Child Greta the Good if she’s stopped farting yet, or if she’s continuing to destroy our precious resources day after day after day, with all her broccoli and bean farts.

[dhs12345]

Excellent. Weren't there predictions of mass starvation by the year 2000 by Obama’s science Tzar's (Holdren) professor and mentor? His mentor was a big fan of eugenics and suggested that we put drugs in the water supply to make people sterile.

Found this after a quick search...

https://www.forbes.com/sites/alexepstein/2015/02/04/12-questions-obamas-science-advisor-refuses-to-answer/#f20611537a9

[elteemike]

Watched a couple minutes of her “speech”..

Missed the part where she spoke in Beelzebub’s voice, her head began spinning and the green stuff spewed from her pie hole...

Got a nice crop of huge lemons this year...Colorado! More globull warming please...

[dgbrown]

“It has been a good season. The quality is also good.”

Whoever wrote the report must be new to the industry. I’ve never heard a farmer say they had a good harvest.