Posted on 09/30/2019 9:54:16 AM PDT by Red Badger
Domino's Pizza is offering $20 an hour for a one-day job: Chief Garlic Bread Taster. Photo by distel2610/Pixabay.com
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Sept. 27 (UPI) -- The Australian wing of Domino's Pizza posted a job opening for a $20 an hour position that might be worth the trip Down Under: Chief Garlic Bread Tester.
Domino's posted a job opening on LinkedIn seeking a Chief Garlic Bread Taster to spend one day making $20 an hour giving feedback on garlic bread and other Domino's menu items.
The posting says the ideal candidate has a "minimum of 5 years' experience in garlic bread consumption," "has a detailed understanding of the pizza and garlic bread relationship," "has working taste buds," "has burned their fingers at least once not being able to wait for the garlic bread to cool down" and "has a history of reviewing other people's food choices (solicited and/or unsolicited)."
Applicants are being asked to submit 200-word essays or 30 second videos explaining why they would be the best candidate for the job. The applications are being accepted through Oct. 7.
“Son, what do you want to be when you grow up?”
“A garlic bread taster.”
“That’s my boy!”
“A garlic bread taster.”
What a slacker. My boy will be chief garlic bread taster.
dang- used to love garlic- but went on a ‘health kick’ eating raw cloves- I loved garlic- but unfortunately i developed an allergy to it- now i can’t even eat something with even just a hint of garlic- get sick, nauseous, dizzy- sweat, shakes- even the smell of it is enough to begin affecting me-
I wayyyy over did it with the garlic during that period- so beware folks-
Plus you can double out as the TV commercial spokesperson for Scope.
LOL!!
That’s my best laugh of the day so far.
Domino's got tens of thousands of dollars' worth of advertising for their new Garlic Bread menu item by using social media to post a nonsense job opening.
I have that same reaction to even a hint of onions. I’m good with garlic, though.
I’m ok sort of with onions, though they do repeat slightly, but not bad-
Wish i could take garlic though as it’s packed with good stuff- plus i love the taste- oh well-
Though I’m not going to apply I can tell you what my essay would be called: “My Love Affair With Garlic, or Why My Family Has No Eyebrows”.
That discriminates unfairly against those who identify as “vampire.” I’m calling the EEOC on these bigots. Press conference to follow.
“Plus you can double out as the TV commercial spokesperson for Scope.”
But why would Red want to do that? AS it stands, he can clear out any crowded elevator and/or always assure himself a subway seat.
I was at a college soccer game Saturday night. It was free pizza night sponsored by Dominoes. They were having a hard time giving away free pizza.
Probably a requirement that the candidate be a radical social lefty of exceeding weirdness.
I’ve been trying the garlic at about a heaping teaspoon a couple of times a day. It’s like becoming a volcano, with the body weeping and belching sulfurous fumes. ~:O...
On garlic, some adherents have written indications of caution for people with asthma.
i do have asthma
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