“Son, what do you want to be when you grow up?”
“A garlic bread taster.”
“That’s my boy!”
dang- used to love garlic- but went on a ‘health kick’ eating raw cloves- I loved garlic- but unfortunately i developed an allergy to it- now i can’t even eat something with even just a hint of garlic- get sick, nauseous, dizzy- sweat, shakes- even the smell of it is enough to begin affecting me-
I wayyyy over did it with the garlic during that period- so beware folks-
Plus you can double out as the TV commercial spokesperson for Scope.
Domino's got tens of thousands of dollars' worth of advertising for their new Garlic Bread menu item by using social media to post a nonsense job opening.
Though I’m not going to apply I can tell you what my essay would be called: “My Love Affair With Garlic, or Why My Family Has No Eyebrows”.
That discriminates unfairly against those who identify as “vampire.” I’m calling the EEOC on these bigots. Press conference to follow.
I was at a college soccer game Saturday night. It was free pizza night sponsored by Dominoes. They were having a hard time giving away free pizza.
Probably a requirement that the candidate be a radical social lefty of exceeding weirdness.