[samtheman]

Too stupid to live ping

[VietVet876]

How about his masturbation habits?

[cuban leaf]

I remember reading about some guy about 15 years ago that became so “vegan” that he even made his cat a vegan. The cat went blind.

[Artcore]

And 70% of this time it was cloudy!

[PapaBear3625]

I blame his parents for giving in to him.

[my job]

let the chips fall where they may

[ScottinVA]

No parents around to ensure he ate his veggies, eh?

[gaijin]

Nasty rumor going on that if you jump off a high building your health will suffer.

[1Old Pro]

He explained this as an aversion to certain textures of food that he really could not tolerate...

What does this even mean?

[Red Badger]

Has he no parents?

They let him control the situation.

Now they should be prosecuted for abuse............

[csvset]

How are his teeth? Scurvy dog !?!

[Alas Babylon!]

Her shoulda ate Wonder Bread. Build strong bodies in 12 ways.

[Alas Babylon!]

He shoulda ate Wonda Bread. Build strong bodies in 12 ways.

[katana]

Other than the lack of curry, tea with cream and sugar, biscuits, and beer it does sound like the standard modern British diet.

[dfwgator]

[LIConFem]

Post hoc, ergo, Propter hoc?

[Lurkina.n.Learnin]

Mom warned me about going blind around that age. She also told me to eat my vegetables.

[dangus]

Idiot. You need cheese.

[poinq]

This story is wrong somehow. It has to be fake. Fryer grease potatoes and bread would not make someone go blind. Obviously a kid who could maintain this diet for so long has to have other issues as well. But lack of vitamins would not cause blindness in a teenager.

[real saxophonist]

I worked briefly with a guy, probably 18 or 19, who apparently lived on McNuggets and energy drinks. He was fired for constantly calling in sick. Can’t imagine why...