Posted on 09/03/2019 6:20:39 AM PDT by Impy
Welcome back everyone, I hope you enjoyed your summer. I had something really funny to highlight in this week's comedy skit but I forgot what it is, darn.
"Was it about my new girlfriend, Steve? She's an actress. Say hello to everyone, Steve."
"Hi, I take expensive pills so I don't get AIDS."
Oh hi Colon and...Steve. That's kinda funny but that story is actually from 3 years ago, I don't know how I missed it. No, it was something else.
"Was it about my retirement? I'm gonna be soooooo tan."
"Hey Andrew, I'm not sure, I don't think that was it."
"Was it about how you joined your brother's fantasy league and you think you're in over your head?"
No, you know what it came to me just as I was waking up so it probably wasn't very funny anyway.
"Was it about how the XFL would be wise to give me $20 million dollars to ruin their league before it even starts?"
No, damnit, it wasn't about you! In fact I think people are starting to forgot who you are so I'm considering letting you go.
;(
I don't know but I did want to mention that, that was lame Alexa, Janet wouldn't have done that.
"Hi there, according your records, that's a lie, you're just stupid."
It's that time again.
Let me know if you want on/off the list.
Picks contests players, get your picks in!
New players feel free to make picks, if you want in on the contest just let me know what you want your avatar to be.
This year's grand prize is a picture of a Cadillac El Dorado.
2nd prize is a picture of a set of steak knives.
The Miami Dolphins will lose in a blowout.
The Jacksonville Jaguars will get drenched.
The Carolina Panthers will be blown away.....................
For me, week one is a dart board. But I’ll give it a go as they say in Jolly old England. England, that’s where they play football with their feet. How silly is that?
What’s an NFL? Animal, vegetable or mineral?
Uh, are those steak knives pictures compliant with the Londonistan knife ban?
There’s my baby, BBG. How I’ve missed her. And where is this place called “New Orelans.” Is it a coal mining town in the South?
And then,a few days later,I have TB12 and Belichick holding a joint press conference announcing their retirement.
Green Bay at Chicago
Buffalo at N.Y. Jets
Baltimore at Miami
Kansas City at Jacksonville
Tennessee at Cleveland
Washington at Philadelphia
Atlanta at Minnesota
L.A. Rams at Carolina
Indianapolis at L.A. Chargers
Cincinnati at Seattle
Detroit at Arizona
N.Y. Giants at Dallas
San Francisco at Tampa Bay
Pittsburgh at New England
Houston at New Orleans
Denver at Oakland
Since Peyton Manning has been baptized a superfan, my prediction is:
Bears 213
Packers -3
(This coming from a Raider fan)
Raiders 27
Broncos 20
Conventional wisdom thinks that Fangio’s D will dominate. Yes, they should be good, but all teams have planned for months for Week 1. Offenses should do better as there’s no 2019 game tape on them for the D to game plan. I expect the Raider running game to surprise to the upside.
Flag Football......................minus the L.........
More picks to follow, but Packers surprise da Bears
who doesn’t like a set of steak knives...
Chicago
Buffalo
Baltimore
Kansas City
Tennessee
Philadelphia
Minnesota
L.A. Rams
Chargers
Cincinnati
Detroit
Dallas
Tampa Bay
New England
New Orleans
Denver
good luck to everyone who is picking the same picks as me...
The NFL has bought peace on the kneeling issue by shelling out a King’s ransom.
They have bought-off the kneelers by donating tens of millions of dollars to Social Justice organizations.
Unlike the kneeling, annoying as it was, this stands to do a lot of ACTUAL DAMAGE to our society.
Thanks for nothing, guys.
As a former AZ fan and now a new Miami fan, glad to see you picking Dolphins over Ravens.
But as a human being....are you nuts? :-)
How AZ screwed Josh Rosen really pissed me off and I followed him to Miami; however, it kinda looks like Miami is screwing Rosen.
I don’t give a rat’s ass what these criminals do or don’t do. I just want the whole bunch gone. They are dead to me.
Bears
Jets
Miami
My Chiefs
Browns
Eagle
Falcons
Rams
Chargers
Seahawks
Lions
Cowboys
49ers
New England
New Orleans
Broncos
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