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Posted on 07/03/2019 2:20:20 PM PDT by Beave Meister
WASHINGTON, D.C.—Ahead of Trump's planned July 4 military parade, several dozen Imperial walkers began to arrive in Washington throughout the week.
The AT-ATs were dropped off by U.S. Space Force Star Destroyers just outside the city and then slowly marched toward the capital (rather than being dropped right next to their target, for some reason). Military bands solemnly played the Imperial March in honor of their arrival. Trump was seen at the White House, pointing excitedly at the looming all-terrain armored transports through an Oval Office window.
"Wow, look at those guys!" he said while gleefully clapping his hands. "Do you think President Xi has any of those? I bet he doesn't. Ha! Guy is probably sooooo jealous right now. And North Korea only has those little chicken walkers! This is definitely the best military parade on the planet!"
He quickly added that he "loves democracy" however.
Some light Antifa resistance attempted to milkshake the walkers but were crushed.
(Excerpt) Read more at babylonbee.com ...
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The Galaxy would be a better place if the Empire was victorious...
I like a good humor piece but I also like a good parade, there’s nothing wrong with what Trump is doing except he needs to invite militia units to be in the parade.
The Bee actually publishes the crazy kind of s#it I only think about!
Gee, must be one of these.
And yes, Timberjack actually had developed a prototype and brought it to demo. John Deere took care of it though and ended it.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=a6uaDaS3usc
The feel good story of the day.
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