[MeganC]

That was the non-vegetarian spinach.

[cuban leaf]

Unless they are vegetarians, this should be seen as a bonus. Free meat!

[C210N]

She was offered a $10 check and a request for the bird to be sent back.

sounds like they gave her the bird

[LIConFem]

Shhhhh!! Quiet, or everyone will want one!

[mylife]

Mmmmm sparrow spinich.

[vikingd00d]

Protein-enriched spinach

[FlingWingFlyer]

What kind of bird was it? Are they “endangered”? Have you noticed the recalls of our food items has increased dramatically at the same rate as the flow of illegal alien democrat voters crossing our southern border? Probably just a coincidence.

[AnotherUnixGeek]

Like the prize in a box of Cracker Jack.

[RckyRaCoCo]

Guess his name wasn’t Popeye

[Telepathic Intruder]

A bird in the can is worth $10.

[pax_et_bonum]

Didn’t a Chinese company buy Del Monte a few years ago?

[Flick Lives]

“Do you have Sir Walter Raleigh in a can?”

[gaijin]

it’s always someone looking for a settlement.

What was it some years back..?

A Chicken McFINGER or something, right..?

[FatherofFive]

There are an incredibly small number of canned vegetables that I buy. Spinach is not on the list.

[dfwgator]

So, just give it to the cat.

[DariusBane]

Firstly: she is eating canned spinach. Who the hell does that?. So it’s got a dead bird in the can. How could that make it any more horrifying than it already is. The very nature of canned spinach is horror and sadness. Add a dead bird and you want to complain? I simply cannot process the cognitive dissonance.

[Songcraft]

She ought to see what they put in "Birds Eye" spinach...

       
       

[Zathras]

Nearly zero chance of this.
Sounds like a shakedown attempt

[bigbob]

Ten bucks! People will be lining up to buy spinach now!

[pepsi_junkie]

Lyons told the Daily Record she felt mistreated after calling Del Monte. She was offered a $10 check and a request for the bird to be sent back.

When I was in college I opened a can of coke, drank a bit and thought it tasted weird, sort of had a mountain dewish vibe (which I hate). On my third swig something washed into my mouth. An entire cockroach.

Now Coke did the same thing. "You know, the law allows us to have a certain amount of insect parts so it was totally legal but we don't ever want to have any. send us the can with the roach so we can run tests and we'll give you a case of soda for your trouble". I thought that sounded weak but my dad said "were there witnesses? If not, you won't get anything. Just take the case of coke" which I did. Mistake.

By the way, the law says something like you can have something minute like one insect egg in a million gallons of coke, anything more is totally illegal. An entire cockroach? Yeah, they should have paid to keep that one quiet.