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Today Show Gets Righteously Punked By 4chan
RedState ^ | 5-3-19 | streiff

Posted on 05/03/2019 5:07:42 PM PDT by digger48

The Today Show did a piece today called “What is a ‘salad lasagna’? This low-carb lasagna is made with lettuce”. The story is one of those silly things that the Today Show specializes in:

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The carefully crafted dish, however, isn’t some maniacal, pro-keto joke. Dick Chmeller, a watercraft engineer from Cardiff, U.K., told TODAY Food that he created the dish to impress his wife, Melanie Chmeller-Smith, and her new friend, Omar Pasha, whom he was meeting for the first time. As he was planning the meal, Chmeller “panicked” when he learned that Pasha follows a strictly vegan diet.

“I’d never prepared a meal for a vegan before,” Chmeller told TODAY. “Using my engineers’ thinking, I came up with the idea of a salad served in an appealing geometric fashion.”

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I don’t know if it is ” maniacal” or “pro-keto” but it is a joke. Check out the name. Dick Chmeller? Really. And his wife’s new friend “Omar Pasha?” From Cardiff, UK.


TOPICS: Food; Humor
KEYWORDS: pedochan
Go read the Tweet that got this rolling

https://twitter.com/kindman69/status/1124372044806795264

Dick Chmeller, a watercraft engineer, lost his genitals in a dinghy prototype so he and his wife agreed she could see other men

1 posted on 05/03/2019 5:07:42 PM PDT by digger48
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To: digger48

https://twitter.com/kindman69/status/1124372044806795264


2 posted on 05/03/2019 5:08:34 PM PDT by digger48
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Hehe. Hope it was up for along time.

“Correction: We have determined that a story originally posted here about so-called “salad lasagna” contained information that was false, stemming from an internet hoax. The story has now been removed.’


3 posted on 05/03/2019 5:11:12 PM PDT by dynachrome (Build the wall, deport them all.)
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To: digger48

BAHAHAHAHAHA


4 posted on 05/03/2019 5:11:58 PM PDT by dinodino
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To: digger48

That was funny.


5 posted on 05/03/2019 5:18:40 PM PDT by sauropod (Yield to sin, and experience chastening and sorrow; yield to God, and experience joy and blessing.)
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As good as Captain Janks punking Peter Jennings during the OJ chase...

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bLmoqbR3gto


6 posted on 05/03/2019 5:20:49 PM PDT by dfwgator (Endut! Hoch Hech!)
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"Dick Chmeller.., created the dish to impress his wife, Melanie Chmeller-Smith, and her new friend, Omar Pasha"

"Schlemiel-Schlimazel! Hasenpfeffer Incorporated!"

"“Using my engineers’ thinking, I came up with the idea of a salad"

Did he make her horny?!

7 posted on 05/03/2019 5:30:41 PM PDT by outofsalt (If history teaches us anything, it's that history rarely teaches us anything.)
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Everyone talks about that Brit guy cooking up the Golden Showers story from the Russians.

YEAH, he was involved.

YEAH, the Russians came into the story.

But I’m telling you, the terrifying ultimate reality is that **4Chan** made it up..!

Above all, The Left LOVES to pat itself on the back for how SMART they are.

Truth is they got taken NOT by professional con-artists:

They got taken by naked losers in their SOCKS in their mother’s basements.

After they learned their practical joke was taken SERIOUSLY and had been adopted, you could have filled up 10 emergency rooms with all the injuries, so vigorous was the high-fiving and laughter, over at 4Chan.


8 posted on 05/03/2019 5:35:00 PM PDT by gaijin
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The idjit who fell for it is a Cornell grad.

How fitting.


9 posted on 05/03/2019 5:38:51 PM PDT by mewzilla (Break out the mustard seeds.)
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Living in L.A., I’ll NEVER FORGET THAT! Lololololol-———Historical!!!


10 posted on 05/03/2019 6:35:28 PM PDT by Pagey (8 years of MISERY, Thanks to Valerie Jarrett. Wretched human.)
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