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Florida man gropes technician who was fingerprinting him for disorderly conduct charge
NY Daily News ^ | 4/21/2019 | BRIAN NIEMIETZ

Posted on 04/22/2019 12:55:40 PM PDT by Gamecock

This hands-on suspect wasn’t hard to catch.

A Florida man busted for disorderly conduct in a bar upped the ante by groping the fingerprint technician at his booking.

Jack Dylan Evans started his Wednesday afternoon by harassing the female owner of a watering hole where he’d been asked to leave, according to court papers obtained by the Smoking Gun. He then accosted the officer fingerprinting him in Pinellas County, Fla., because "she was sexy.”

The 44-year-old perp was apprehended afternoon after shouting obscenities inside Down the Hatch bar, then telling the proprietor he wanted to have sex with her, according to the report. Cops said their arrival didn’t slow Evans down, whose foul-mouthed tirade continued after he was apprehended.

At the station, he groped a fingerprint technician, according to the report.

“The (defendant) reached with his left hand down to the victim’s right buttocks area and rubbed the area as the victim was fingerprinting the subject as part of the booking process,” the report said. That act was allegedly caught on video and battery was added to Evans’ charges.


TOPICS: Local News
KEYWORDS: downthehatchbar; drunk; drunkenimbecile; etoh; florida; floridaman; imbecile; jackdylanevans; pinellascounty
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1 posted on 04/22/2019 12:55:40 PM PDT by Gamecock
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To: Gamecock

C’mon..who hasn’t done this before?


2 posted on 04/22/2019 12:57:35 PM PDT by rrrod (just an old guy with a gun in his pocket)
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To: SaveFerris; PROCON; FredZarguna; mylife; Lil Flower; Corky Ramirez; CopperTop; ...
then telling the proprietor he wanted to have sex with her


3 posted on 04/22/2019 12:57:50 PM PDT by Gamecock (In church today, we so often find we meet only the same old world, not Christ and His Kingdom. AS)
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To: Gamecock

“Defendant has Greek nose and Roman hands” according to the police report.


4 posted on 04/22/2019 12:58:41 PM PDT by Catmom (We're all gonna get the punishment only some of us deserve.r)
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To: Gamecock
That act was allegedly caught on video...

Not to mention the obvious black ink fingerprints on her butt.
5 posted on 04/22/2019 12:58:53 PM PDT by \/\/ayne (I regret that I have but one subscription cancellation notice to give to my local newspaper.)
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To: Gamecock
This is what a rough 44 years looks like!


6 posted on 04/22/2019 12:59:18 PM PDT by Gamecock (In church today, we so often find we meet only the same old world, not Christ and His Kingdom. AS)
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To: rrrod

Florida Man strikes again. :)


7 posted on 04/22/2019 1:07:28 PM PDT by Tell It Right (1st Thessalonians 5:21 -- Put everything to the test, hold fast to that which is true.)
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To: Gamecock

Looks more like 64!.....................


8 posted on 04/22/2019 1:08:38 PM PDT by Red Badger (We are headed for a Civil War. It won't be nice like the last one....................)
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To: Gamecock

I’m going to go out on a limb and suggest that alcohol might have been involved.


9 posted on 04/22/2019 1:12:49 PM PDT by 109ACS (The more I learn about people, the more I like my dog - Mark Twain)
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To: Gamecock
because "she was sexy.”

Seems he has his defense strategy lined-up


10 posted on 04/22/2019 1:13:48 PM PDT by Buckeye McFrog
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To: Gamecock

Was that wrong? Should I not have done that? I tell you, I gotta plead ignorance on this thing because if anyone had said anything to me at all, when I was first brought in, that that sort of thing was frowned upon... Cause I’ve been booked in a lot of precincts and I tell you, people do that all the time.


11 posted on 04/22/2019 1:14:18 PM PDT by samtheman (To steal an election, who do you collude with? Russians in Russia or Mexicans in California?)
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To: Gamecock

It must be springtime in Florida!


12 posted on 04/22/2019 1:16:41 PM PDT by proxy_user
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To: Tell It Right
Can't believe this guy is still around.


13 posted on 04/22/2019 1:17:08 PM PDT by Zack Attack
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To: Gamecock

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I hope he did it inj an ‘orderly’ fashion!


14 posted on 04/22/2019 1:18:06 PM PDT by editor-surveyor (Freepers: Not as smart as I'd hoped they'd be)
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To: Zack Attack
I liked Looter Dude better.




15 posted on 04/22/2019 1:21:41 PM PDT by treetopsandroofs
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16 posted on 04/22/2019 1:21:44 PM PDT by Covenantor (Men are ruled...by liars who refuse them news, and by fools who cannot govern. " Chesterton)
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To: treetopsandroofs

So much for that guy’s political career.


17 posted on 04/22/2019 1:22:45 PM PDT by dfwgator (Endut! Hoch Hech!)
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To: Tell It Right

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“Florida Man”

Is that like “Nebraska Man?” Or Zinjanthropus Man?
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18 posted on 04/22/2019 1:23:51 PM PDT by editor-surveyor (Freepers: Not as smart as I'd hoped they'd be)
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To: Covenantor

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If he was invisible, that must be the guy behind him in line?
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19 posted on 04/22/2019 1:25:16 PM PDT by editor-surveyor (Freepers: Not as smart as I'd hoped they'd be)
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To: Gamecock; SaveFerris

“The (defendant) reached with his left hand down to the victim’s right buttocks area and rubbed the area as the victim was fingerprinting ...”

Did anyone take fingerprints?


20 posted on 04/22/2019 1:25:29 PM PDT by Larry Lucido
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