My brothers story was somewhat like this one, he and a co-workers flew home late, too many drinks, the guy gets pulled over and starts mouthing off to the police, my brother says, um my car is just over there can I go home they said sure.
The guy shows up at work 3 days later with a broken arm asking my brother if he knows how it happened.
My point is I think we may not have all of the story on this one.
Korver is a self-loathing POS.