Alyssa Milano's BOOBS Declare Candidacy for 2020 Presidential Election
Posted on 04/01/2019 6:36:27 AM PDT by EdnaMode
Actress and Activist Alyssa Milano has joined the crowded field of Democratic candidates for President. Milano, whose acting credits include Who's the Boss and Charmed will run for President in 2020, despite having never run for political office.
When asked how she can compete against a crowded field of experienced politicians, Milano said, "if the host of the Apprentice can be President of the United States, like, so can I. Heck, I even have a project in development called "Alyssa Milano for Mayor," so technically I do have political experience, okay?"
Milano added, "I also worked for 8 years on Who's the Boss. How is that not experience for being the biggest boss of all?"
In response to Milano's candidacy, several of the Democratic Candidates weighed in. Elizabeth Warren said, "Alyssa Milano is 1/1024th politician. She has no chance at all."
Kamala Harris added, "is this a joke? She's not even a good actress. Why would she make a good president?"
Meanwhile, Cory Booker said. "Sam from Who's the Boss is running for President? Hilarious. Who's next? Amy Schumer? Lena Dunham? Rosie O'Donnell?"
Beto O'Rourke said, " I thought she was going to support my candidacy. Now she wants to run against me?
When asked what issues she plans to run on Milano said. "You know, things that affect the average working American. Like transgender bathrooms, feminism, climate change, opening the borders. Nothing boring like the economy, jobs, or national security."
Meanwhile, President Trump tweeted, "Alyssa Milano aka the Hillary Clinton of acting is going to run for President? Go for it.
are you absolutely sure this is satire?
At least you’d know up front that you were voting for a boob(s).
And other assorted lady parts.
“Vote for these!”
Morono 2020!
Hey, if it was the Alyssa Milano from the 1990s, I’d vote for her.
A chicken in every pot,
and two D-cups in every bed.
Alyssa Milano's BOOBS Declare Candidacy for 2020 Presidential Election
Biden and Bobby orourke ?
heh heh heh heh
Given that it’s satire, her boobs would get more votes than she would; ironic, in that she’s the biggest boob of them all.
Not even then.
Two implants in every chest!.......Hey - maybe some upside there....+
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