Posted on 03/29/2019 10:55:29 AM PDT by morphing libertarian
You may recall we got a contract from the city of SF, late last year, to develop the newly named Feces District in downtown; from just west of Union Square to the Civic Center and from Bush south to Mission and Market.
Nancy Pelosi, in spite of her busy defense of the ongoing Trump persecution in the house, ensured urban development funds to finally bring jobs to her district.
The city, showing remarkable adaptability and creativeness, renamed the area as a result of the constant use of the sidewalk and other public places for homeless and other ne'er do wells and now tourists to urinate and defecate.
SF now leads in per capita availability outpacing LA and NY.
The city, in an effort to not violate rights, shows sensitivity, by accommodating the needs of the homeless, and in the interest of social justice decided rather than use punitive anti-free expulsion laws and racist police actions, to merely accommodate the public interest in outdoor bathroom usage.
We were awarded the contact because my associate is a Chinese/Syrian/Somali Transexual, Ten (a new pronoun for you conservative readers) and a contributor to ANTIFA and Nancy Pelosi a powerful duo.
I am soliciting ideas for the still vacant booths and storefronts as we strive to bring the city moving forward into the new decade. Next up, LA and San Diego and possible on to the big grapple.
New Attractions in downtown San Francisco's Feces District.
Feces Museum and Historical Walk Watch your step. History of Toilet Tissue Cafe De Poop Sewer Smells From Around The World, This month samples form the Paris sewer. Special Exhibit. Distinguishing 12 different animal turds from human. Prizes by age group for most correct guesses. Stop by the gift shop in the homeless encampment on the City Hall grounds for bronzed samples which make excellent birthday and Christmas gifts. 10th Anniversary sale till July 1. Merde Toi, the baboon exhibit where any and everything can be tossed on you for 2 minutes. weekends only. Our thanx to the city Zoo.
Note walking tour comes with a free Find-the-pile application.
Typhus and Hep C tests available up to a year after your visit as long as Cali supports Obamacare. For limited time obtain vaccine shots outside the museum, all day Saturday.
Coming soon The John Crapper B&B
"What a crappy thread!"
Women and indigenous peoples half-off on Mondays. Muslims, Friday morning before service, and all other entitled classes 25% off every day. Muslims who pray, be careful where you place your prayer rug.
This surely must be a joke article.
I see new jobs as a brand new housing market opens up. Africa has been making homes ever since Tarzan said, “Me Tarzan, you Jane” out of dung. Of course, their preference was animal dung—but San Francisco has a more than ample supply of human.
Rumor has it that homeless shelters have been secretly lacing their bean casseroles with Ex-Lax now for a couple of years now.
The city has even opened up its first model home under the bridge which they proudly call “Dung Manor” and we understand that realtors are eating them up!
We are trying to class up.
The State has declared us a protected historical sight because 49s going to the gold fields actually used the streets for the same purpose. And Mark Twain once wrote in the Sacramento Union said, after losing $200 in a poker game on Geary, piss on San Francisco.
The city has been sanctioned by the state to provide more affordable housing in the city. You may be on to a money maker. Were should talk. I’ll give you my contacts n the city.
Helping SF wipe the slate clean
on to the Big Crapple
Have you seen Dung Manor lately ? The place is a dump.
It takes a dump to know a dump.
Looks like we have material to fill the last wing at the museum. Thanx.
The new dwarfs start with Dumpy who can’t keep up do to spicy burritos cooked by Snow
Don’t call me Shirley.
IO am investing in logging companies to develop street size toilet tissue packs which the city should provide for free..
One suggestion: Next time, please put the word WARNING!!!
in the headline. I guess the word ‘FECES’ should have been enough. I thought maybe it was a typo.
He couldn’t be talking about THAT topic, this close to Lunchtime, right?
I WAS planning on having some stew for lunch and read FR.
So much for lunch.
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